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Romeo IM’s Bad News to the Fair Rosaline

posted May 9, 2009 - 11:14pm
Romeo IM’s Bad News to the Fair Rosaline

romeo_dawg: O Sweet Rosaline! Knoweth that I loved thee once with all my heart and it grieveth me so to IM thee of this but that which has been foretold by fate to be true, is now true.

romeo_dawg: Me thinks you are online so why respondeth not? Doth thee not wish to know the tale? I love another rose with a love accept'd not by the house of Capulet. Alas the misfortune that has befallen thee and Paris as I now pledge my devotion to your cousin.

romeo_dawg: We set sight upon each other at the gala this starry night. Then t’was fate’s hand that turn’d my chin to look uponeth the fair maiden at her balcony. ‘Tis no truer an arrow that pierced my heart such as the shaft that carved out its niche in my soul and made it her own. She profess’d her love and I mine.

romeo_dawg: R, I confesseth not my love for Juliet to thee out of spite but only that you shall understand. She is my eternal soul mate without whom I shant live. We shall be married on the morrow, pray with Nurse's help!

romeo_dawg sendeth thee a nudge

romeo_dawg: Sadly, I desire not to deliver this news to thee by IM, but thou wouldst not receive me in thy chamber. I understand thy hesitance to look upon me as my very presence may exciteth you to commit uncivil acts upon my loins.

romeo_dawg: Why torture me, Rosaline? I beggeth thee to respond! T’was not our destiny to be star-cross’d lovers as that permission is granted only of fickle fate. The love betwixt us shall remain a passion that never was. I releaseth you of obligations previously assum’d, fair Rosaline.

romeo_dawg: I am on bended knee, begging thee to forgiveth me but knowing sagely that thou shant. I shall informeth Paris of my impending marriage to his intended. But knoweth that until thy grave beckons thy bones to rest within, t’was not you, t’was me.

rosaline14: Romeo, I despiseth thee for attending my gala with Mercutio and Benvolio as I am certain they turn'd thy gaze from me and to her. I hope thee and Juliet die a cruel and tortured death forthwith. Do not maketh contact with me again.

romeo_dawg is now delet'd from thy friends list.

VirtuousJuliet is now delet'd from thy friends list.

mercutiolivin'large is now delet'd from thy friends list.

BennieV is now delet'd from thy friends list.



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Hey, my buddies stopped by while

I was out, ha! Thank you for your kind comments Chris Crow, wHATUP and kjhack. I appreciate them very much! I'm glad you liked it, it was a blast to write. Peace, Mia NW

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Sorry I missed this before

Sorry I missed this before now, Mia. I've been a little remiss when it comes to checking out my buddies' posts, lately. And there it was at the top of the Highest Rated list. Another classic, great job! :) ↑ Grab this Headline Animator

 
 

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You're right Taprial, that's why

I put _dawg as part of his user name. I always felt slighted on behalf of Rosaline so I felt the need to defend her honor. Thanks to you, rawnak and rpurbeck for the nice comments on this. I appreciate it! Peace, Mia NW

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Great Mia

That was funny. Though I suspect if IM was indeed available in those days, Rosaline wouldn't have been the only one to have received Dear john or is it Jane messages from Romeo. Bare Essentials

A true GEM!

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This was a really good article! I enjoyed the Shakespearean style prose, with the modern mixed in as well! Thy labour is +10, but alas I can giv'st only +1

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Thanks jdub,

Such a nice comment! I appreciate it very much :) Peace, Mia NW

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