In the not so quite hot as hell summer morning when I wake to the sound of my cell phone’s alarm I move from bed to shower towel off and dress in my comfy jean shorts and a tee shirt blessed with Spiderman I brush my hair and twist into a bun
and run downstairs to slide into my shoes and grab my purse proceed to the front door which I lock and glide into my Jetta which I despise for problems it has wrongfully given me at times when I least need more issues I drive to school and happily attend Spanish class followed by a leisurely drive home in the absence of morning rush hour I stop at the local service station to feed my aforementioned Jetta the fuel it needs to break down next when you a total stranger at the proximal pump so uninvitingly show me that sticking your tongue between your index and middle finger is a mating signal that only mutants from your planet understand and appreciate so all’s I have to say is thanks for disgusting me and putting a bad spin on my happy-go-lucky morning asshole
I return home where I change out of my comfy jean shorts into just washed slightly stiff blue jean pants just so complete losers like you who will never get laid with that get up don’t get off on my cute little body that I have no desire to let you enjoy so I sweat my ass off for the rest of this hot as hell summer day and remind myself that I am woman with pretty legs and therefore am subject to being repulsed by the likes of you even when I choose to dress in my comfy jean shorts and sacred superhero tee shirt.