Transcipt of Sarah Palin, speaking at the inaugural meeting of Hickey Hockey Moms yesterday. She speaks of her election prospect for 2012 and gives details of FOREX dealing.

“We are all modern women here but that doesn’t stop us baking cookies. We can bake cookies, bath children, bash steaks AND still manage to read ALL the papers. I hate it when we’re accused of being ignorant because we love our families. It’s reported that I don’t know the Washington Post! I ask ya all – how ridiculous is that? I damned nearly fell over it twice when I was there in the capital – ‘scuse my language. My advisers tell me if I’m to stand any chance of becoming your Presidentess in 2012 I better show my knowledge of all thangs worldly. That’s what I’m gonna do now, to ya all here today at this inaugural meeting of the Association of Hickey Hockey Moms. I’m gonna talk to ya all about FOREX and how I deal.

There are two types of FOREX and two very different ways of dealing with it. When me or one of my children get FOREX caught in our teeth we generally brush ‘em. I recommend the supersonic ones – they brush your teeth as fast as the sound of light so I’m told. Flossing and flushing FOREX with mouthwash also eradicates its smell. “Send that smell to hell” I tell ours.

For the FOREX you get round the bath tub, when you’re a cleaning it up after your Hickey Hockey Husbands? That is best treated with a bleach solution, leave it on for five minutes then scrub it all off…”