Despite her high profile, and the deep pockets of major backers, Hillary Clinton barely out fundraised Barak Obama in the early part of the campaign. With a potentially larger pool of donors for Obama, Clinton is going to have to employ some more creative fundraising tactics if she wants to stay ahead of her closest rival:

• Star in her own Girls Gone Wild video (although the cost for special effects might make it revenue neutral);
• A “Baked” Sale, but instead of cookies and pies, sell drugs;
• Get a Jenny Craig endorsement deal (but don't diet);
• There’s always lottery tickets;
• Write another tell-all book about life with Bill, but this time, throw in some stuff about living at the Playboy Mansion and being captured by pirates;
• Campaign in Canada to save on the exchange rate;
• Win American Idol;
• Star on 'Dancing with the Stars' but tape one leg back and hop around to get the sympathy vote;
• Try and get some of the Oscar money from Gore.

Links: Obama raises $25 million, challenges Clinton's front-runner status
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/04/04/obama.fundraising/index.html
http://newsbruise.blogspot.com/2007/04/senators-gone-wild-presidential.html