Audaciousness features: "Sex in the Bible" by MadThumbs-Too Real For the Young and Devoted-Ones!!
Audaciousness features: "Sex in the Bible" by MadThumbs-Too Real For the Young and Devoted-Ones!!
From: opposingdigits.com
Wanna know what the Bible says about sex without the sugar-coating sermon of some money grubbing pedophile?
You do? -Good because I just spent a good deal of time creating some humble literature for you.. yes: you, because you are special!
Sex and the Bible
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"Copying," but also adding my comments
YHWH kills Onan for using birth control on his dead brother's wife:
- Genesis 38:9-10 9 But Onan knew that the heir would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in to his brother's wife, that he emitted on the ground, lest he should give an heir to his brother. 10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD; therefore He killed him also.
If I were an animal-breeder (for whatever reason ... maybe I sell their skins after their natural death ...), and they somehow evolved a sense of "ownership," I'd want to get rid of any animal who wouldn't make more of himself for that reason ...
A woman is caught in adultry and presented to Jesus for judgement. Jesus being the typical man helps her out:
- John 8:7 7 So when they continued asking Him, He raised Himself up and said to them, "He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first."
Yeah! And who shot the video!
YHWH whines about women using dildos:
- Ezekiel 16:17 17 "You have also taken your beautiful jewelry from My gold and My silver, which I had given you, and made for yourself male images and played the harlot with them.
"And you can't imagine the hell I went through to make you that 'biological' harlot-playing device!
Go ahead! -You're already guilty of adultry:
- Matthew 5:27-28 27 " You have heard that it was said to those of old, 'You shall not commit adultery.' 28 "But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Hence 'it ain't no sin less`n ya git caught.'
YHWH even helps start the lusting process (Song of Solomon is full of this):
- Song of Solomon 1:13 13 A bundle of myrrh is my beloved to me, That lies all night between my breasts.
Bless me sister, for I have SCHWING!
He watches while you're boinking, he knows when you masturbate (santa anyone?):
- Psalm 90:8 8 You have set our iniquities before You, Our secret sins in the light of Your countenance.
... good thing he keeps his eyes shut!
Your penis belongs to YHWH!
- Romans 6:13 13 And do not present your members as instruments of unrighteousness to sin, but present yourselves to God as being alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness to God.
The same way any U.S, soldier's gun belongs to Dubya ...
Cut that penis for YHWH!
- Genesis 17:14 14 "And the uncircumcised male child, who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin, that person shall be cut off from his people; he has broken My covenant."
That, I think, is really a matter of translation—Think about it: you're a king, and you want your people to be happy ... are the men going to be happier with or without foreskins?
Some Christians think there's a new covenant, so they don't have to mutilate their genitals, but they ignore this:
- Genesis 17:13 13 "He who is born in your house and he who is bought with your money must be circumcised, and My covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.
... And when did they rewrite "`til death do us part" to "`til we feel like it's not working anymore"?
Don't deny rapists:
- Matthew 5:40 40 "If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also.
Huh? I have someone else's cloak and tunic in my closet; ignoring any possible 'slang' there, who did I rape?
Did this person fulfill the teaching? (They wanted to rape the men):
- Genesis 19:8 8 "See now, I have two daughters who have not known a man; please, let me bring them out to you, and you may do to them as you wish; only do nothing to these men, since this is the reason they have come under the shadow of my roof."
Too out-of-context for any comment
Sex with the maid is ok, if you find a good woman that will allow it:
- Genesis 16:4-5 4 So he went in to Hagar, and she conceived. And when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress became despised in her eyes. 5 Then Sarai said to Abram, "My wrong be upon you! I gave my maid into your embrace; and when she saw that she had conceived, I became despised in her eyes. The LORD judge between you and me."
'if you find a good woman WHO will allow it ...' AND the maid understands that 'it's just a fling!'
If you sell your daughter, you should make sure she knows how to please a guy first:
- Exodus 21:7-8 7 " And if a man sells his daughter to be a female slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. 8 "If she does not please her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then he shall let her be redeemed. He shall have no right to sell her to a foreign people, since he has dealt deceitfully with her.
Ummm, ¿Amen?
Sexual Conquest (how to rape):
- Deuteronomy 21:11-13 11 "and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and desire her and would take her for your wife, 12 "then you shall bring her home to your house, and she shall shave her head and trim her nails. 13 "She shall put off the clothes of her captivity, remain in your house, and mourn her father and her mother a full month; after that you may go in to her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife.
Yeeee-Hawwwwwww!
If you rape her; you must buy her:
- Deuteronomy 22:28-29 28 " If a man finds a young woman who is a virgin, who is not betrothed, and he seizes her and lies with her, and they are found out, 29 "then the man who lay with her shall give to the young woman's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife because he has humbled her; he shall not be permitted to divorce her all his days.
'Ain't no sin ...'
After you rape and marry her; then you must love her putting her ahead of yourself:
- Ephesians 5:25 25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself for her,
Yeah ...
Sex is dirty:
- Leviticus 15:16-19 16 ' If any man has an emission of semen, then he shall wash all his body in water, and be unclean until evening. 17 'And any garment and any leather on which there is semen, it shall be washed with water, and be unclean until evening. 18 'Also, when a woman lies with a man, and there is an emission of semen, they shall bathe in water, and be unclean until evening. 19 ' If a woman has a discharge, and the discharge from her body is blood, she shall be set apart seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening.
Ahh, the miracles of modern water!
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Misunderstanding....
I'm not exactly sure what reason you have an issue with The Lord, but I think it's a bit rude that you would try to degrade what some people truly and Honestly believe is the Word of God. You're Misunderstanding of The Lord's Word is unfortunately sad. You should really try not to take things out of context, especially when it involves beliefs of certain individuals.
Plain and simply...
I do admit to somehow being a bit confused as to who originally made these particular comments. My apologies. However, I was not Judging anyone.
To be plain and simple.... "Comments and remarks such as those made above are inconsiderate to those of a Christian standpoint."
Have a nice day.
.......
my Fairy tale Religion is just as real as your Fairy tale Reality.
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Who is Lord?
Forgot to mention that I've been updating the article as suggestions, and recollections come in.
To the OP: Glad you enjoyed the article, and liked your commentary. :)
Who is Lord?
The LORDUH of the Bible?
I think it's rude for people to post Christian propaganda when:
He encourages rape and sex slavery
He's the reason my penis is butchered.
He supports racism
He supports racial slavery
He is a blood-thirsty terrorist
He is a plaigiarist
His servants are con-artists
He is the wannabe sun of God
His Apostles are frauds
Currently this religion is funding a Real holocaust on Palestine and Iraq. Don't be afraid to look at the debunking of the Jewish Holocaust. They don't say it didn't happen; they just point out that the evidence was fabricated so it didn't happen as alleged.
Please quote correctly....
I only looked at one of the links you placed above. That link had the following quote and stated that the Bible promotes Rape....
"1 The two angels came to Sodom at evening. Lot sat in the gate of Sodom. Lot saw them, and rose up to meet them. He bowed himself with his face to the earth,
2 and he said, "See now, my lords, please turn aside into your servant's house, stay all night, wash your feet, and you can rise up early, and go on your way." They said, "No, but we will stay in the street all night."
3 He urged them greatly, and they came in with him, and entered into his house. He made them a feast, and baked unleavened bread, and they ate.
4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, the men of Sodom, surrounded the house, both young and old, all the people from every quarter.
5 They called to Lot, and said to him, "Where are the men who came in to you this night? Bring them out to us, that we may have sex with them."
6 Lot went out to them to the door, and shut the door after him.
7 He said, "Please, my brothers, don't act so wickedly.
8 See now, I have two virgin daughters. Please let me bring them out to you, and you may do to them what seems good to you. Only don't do anything to these men, because they have come under the shadow of my roof."
Now... if you continue reading and pay attention to the context, the servant Lot was trying to keep "Man" from doing something evil to the "Angels of the Lord". NO WHERE does it state that the Angel's or The Lord approved of Lot's approach or offer to "man". In actuallity, The Lord stated that Soddom was a "WICKED" place and took Lot and his family OUT of the City before DESTROYING it due to it's wickedness. Please... if you're going to quote things... try and put EVERYTHING there so others such as yourself don't take it out of Context.
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When I have time, I'd love to go over the difference in opinion you have of the Bible.
OH... just an FYI... I'm not trying to turn this into a Heated Debate. I WILL be as respectful as humanly possible and I'd hope that you would do the same. Have a good day.
Chief
RE: MadThumbs doesn't think we're stupid
It was a big financial blunder. The man was obviously delusional, as he thought the men were really angels. He could have sold his daughters! What was he thinking?
So what if Jesus loves you? I love you too, but I didn't cause your penis to be painfully mutilated as a child.
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I believe it's required of the Christian, or anyone who is devoted to God, to patiently bear the ridicule of the world. But those who participate in this ridicule do so either out of selfish motives, which can be forgiven, or out of an inner hostility that is borne from a lack of self-love, which can be overcome.
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The Soul-less Smile of a Christian
Here's where it's time for you to put on your pasty Christian smile where you are hit with the reality that's in your Bible which your subconscious absorbs but you choose to reject. You want eternal bliss so you forge on in your delusions acting as if you didn't see what just happened.
The rivalry between common sense and what you want to believe produces this nice Christian smile that makes for good pictures and commercializing Christianity. Meanwhile if we take a peak at some worship of these Christians, you'd think they're very unhappy, or manipulated by some Charismatic con-artist like Benny Hinn.
Children tend to learn fast. Lets shelter them from the truths of the Bible until we can get them thoroughly brainwashed into believing it. Then later in life they can get pasty smile that would persevere under the worst of conditions. Be thankful to God in everything. Thank him for all the atrocities, depleted uranium, diseases, etc. Everything God created is good after all; including that smile and Satan who he'll punish in a good lake of fire.
G-d bless!
Was it something I said?
I make a great first impression, don't I? Oh well, I've never met a person I didn't think I could be friends with, just as I see beauty in all faiths.
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the problem here, chief...
is that you are trying your hardest to turn a blind eye to exactly what the bible says, to what it plainly sets down in writing, and to what the meaning behind some stories actually are.
the story of sodom for instance. you yourseld said that the lord took lot and his family out of sodom before destroying it. remember that the lord saved him and his family b/c they were the only "good" people in the city. thus, what lot tried to do (offer his two virgin daughters up to be raped) was a GOOD thing. he was patted on the head for it. one of the people that presumably left w/ lot and his family was the fiance of one of his daughters. the bible also seems to state that he was amongst the populace who was trying to rape an angel since every male in the city was in that crowd. so i guess he was ok too. of course the other thing we can gleam from this story is that god is not omniscient, he doesn't know everything. otherwise he would have known about lot and his family. he had been planning on destroying sodom but was talked out of it when faced with the thought that some righteous people might be killed. he hadn't even CONSIDERED that thought until it was pointed out to him! how can god lose in a debate? how can he concede a single point if he's omniscient?
Christians aren't Delusional - We are!
Mark 4:12 12 That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.
Yes because God created everything and everything God creates is good!
Blessed be the name of Y-H-W-H G-D
video: How we know Christians aren't Delusional
wtf?
are you really that dense? what i said was that god saved lott b/c he was "righteous." wasn't that the point of lott and his family being allowed to leave sodom? thus, when he offered his daughters up to be raped, what he was doing was righteous. at least according to the bible.
YHWH loves you with tough love - Praise Allah! erm. YHWH!
No need to be condescending. The truth is hidden to me lest I be converted and saved. Don't blame me for my ignorance; it's YHWH causing it!
Be thankful!
You mean He and Him right? I hadn't considered how stupid and ignorant a G-D who created everything could be. Thanks for pointing it out! Why didn't he just have Israelites bull-doze their houses, and send in US troops to kill, rape, torture and spread depleted uranium?
or...
he could always just command someone to go into the city and kill every man woman and child. cuz he's a loving god.