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Wanna know what the Bible says about sex without the sugar-coating sermon of some money grubbing pedophile?



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Sex and the Bible



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YHWH kills Onan for using birth control on his dead brother's wife:

Genesis 38:9-10 9 But Onan knew that the heir would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in to his brother's wife, that he emitted on the ground, lest he should give an heir to his brother. 10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD; therefore He killed him also.

If I were an animal-breeder (for whatever reason ... maybe I sell their skins after their natural death ...), and they somehow evolved a sense of "ownership," I'd want to get rid of any animal who wouldn't make more of himself for that reason ...

A woman is caught in adultry and presented to Jesus for judgement. Jesus being the typical man helps her out:

John 8:7 7 So when they continued asking Him, He raised Himself up and said to them, "He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first."

Yeah! And who shot the video!

YHWH whines about women using dildos:

Ezekiel 16:17 17 "You have also taken your beautiful jewelry from My gold and My silver, which I had given you, and made for yourself male images and played the harlot with them.

"And you can't imagine the hell I went through to make you that 'biological' harlot-playing device!

Go ahead! -You're already guilty of adultry:

Matthew 5:27-28 27 " You have heard that it was said to those of old, 'You shall not commit adultery.' 28 "But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

Hence 'it ain't no sin less`n ya git caught.'

YHWH even helps start the lusting process (Song of Solomon is full of this):

Song of Solomon 1:13 13 A bundle of myrrh is my beloved to me, That lies all night between my breasts.

Bless me sister, for I have SCHWING!

He watches while you're boinking, he knows when you masturbate (santa anyone?):

Psalm 90:8 8 You have set our iniquities before You, Our secret sins in the light of Your countenance.

... good thing he keeps his eyes shut!

Your penis belongs to YHWH!

Romans 6:13 13 And do not present your members as instruments of unrighteousness to sin, but present yourselves to God as being alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness to God.

The same way any U.S, soldier's gun belongs to Dubya ...

Cut that penis for YHWH!

Genesis 17:14 14 "And the uncircumcised male child, who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin, that person shall be cut off from his people; he has broken My covenant."

That, I think, is really a matter of translation—Think about it: you're a king, and you want your people to be happy ... are the men going to be happier with or without foreskins?

Some Christians think there's a new covenant, so they don't have to mutilate their genitals, but they ignore this:

Genesis 17:13 13 "He who is born in your house and he who is bought with your money must be circumcised, and My covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.

... And when did they rewrite "`til death do us part" to "`til we feel like it's not working anymore"?

Don't deny rapists:

Matthew 5:40 40 "If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also.

Huh? I have someone else's cloak and tunic in my closet; ignoring any possible 'slang' there, who did I rape?

Did this person fulfill the teaching? (They wanted to rape the men):

Genesis 19:8 8 "See now, I have two daughters who have not known a man; please, let me bring them out to you, and you may do to them as you wish; only do nothing to these men, since this is the reason they have come under the shadow of my roof."

Too out-of-context for any comment

Sex with the maid is ok, if you find a good woman that will allow it:

Genesis 16:4-5 4 So he went in to Hagar, and she conceived. And when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress became despised in her eyes. 5 Then Sarai said to Abram, "My wrong be upon you! I gave my maid into your embrace; and when she saw that she had conceived, I became despised in her eyes. The LORD judge between you and me."

'if you find a good woman WHO will allow it ...' AND the maid understands that 'it's just a fling!'

If you sell your daughter, you should make sure she knows how to please a guy first:

Exodus 21:7-8 7 " And if a man sells his daughter to be a female slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. 8 "If she does not please her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then he shall let her be redeemed. He shall have no right to sell her to a foreign people, since he has dealt deceitfully with her.

Ummm, ¿Amen?

Sexual Conquest (how to rape):

Deuteronomy 21:11-13 11 "and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and desire her and would take her for your wife, 12 "then you shall bring her home to your house, and she shall shave her head and trim her nails. 13 "She shall put off the clothes of her captivity, remain in your house, and mourn her father and her mother a full month; after that you may go in to her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife.

Yeeee-Hawwwwwww!

If you rape her; you must buy her:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 28 " If a man finds a young woman who is a virgin, who is not betrothed, and he seizes her and lies with her, and they are found out, 29 "then the man who lay with her shall give to the young woman's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife because he has humbled her; he shall not be permitted to divorce her all his days.

'Ain't no sin ...'

After you rape and marry her; then you must love her putting her ahead of yourself:

Ephesians 5:25 25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself for her,

Yeah ...

Sex is dirty:

Leviticus 15:16-19 16 ' If any man has an emission of semen, then he shall wash all his body in water, and be unclean until evening. 17 'And any garment and any leather on which there is semen, it shall be washed with water, and be unclean until evening. 18 'Also, when a woman lies with a man, and there is an emission of semen, they shall bathe in water, and be unclean until evening. 19 ' If a woman has a discharge, and the discharge from her body is blood, she shall be set apart seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening.

Ahh, the miracles of modern water!

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Giselle, another fan of Opposing Digits, directed me to this post—which continues the original post past "Sex is Dirty."