Their dog comes home with lipstick on his collar.

They throw a plastic food container party, and there’s a fitting room.

They were good at disciplining kids because of experience spanking each other.

There’s a label on their roll-on deodorant that says “In case of irritation, repeat.”

They have curtains in the back of their Camaro.

Displaying her rock star autograph collection requires indecent exposure.

Their kids bathe in the kitchen sink, against their high school guidance counselor’s advice.

You can’t tell his strip club bachelor party photos from their wedding reception photos.

You realize their kids’ yearbook portraits include side profiles, as well.

When they go to the movies as a couple, she wears a breastfeeding blouse.

You realize what you thought was “The X Files” in their DVD collection is actually “The XXX Files.”

When asked what they’ll be having with wine, they say “cigarettes.”

She’s paid for pizza with her blouse open… At a takeout counter.

His swimwear is too small to hide his nicotine patch.

She enjoys doing her own electrolysis with jumper cables.

Their toddlers used to wet the bed… From the dresser.

When there’s nothing on TV, they watch their bug-zapper.

While he had vasectomy stitches, she made him wear a plastic funnel collar.

Instead of a college fund, they have a bail fund.
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