I wrote to one of my favorite MySpace-bands that they should remember a rule about words in their songs—they don't matter as much as the way they make you feel like sing them and the way they make the instrumentalists feel like backing them.

Sometimes on MySpace, I'll hear groups singing songs as if the words matter ... as if the music behind their words is just "background noise".

What nerds! I mean, it's okay as long as they're just doing it for fun–as long as they don't expect much more profit than that–but I don't want them crowding-out the real artists!

The nerdiness is also okay if they're trying to be funny, like Weird Al or Cledus T., but–fer γ∀ωδ-sakes–leave anarchy and conniving out!