Look at this poor stock, sad face and puppy eyes. One year ago the new owner was overjoyed with this stock. At a mere $40 this was a great opportunity to buy something that would bring hours of pleasure for life. In times of trouble the owner could look fondly through the financial pages to see that his stock was being well fed and looked after. Day after day, the pages were filled with shiny new products made to make the world a better place. The owner felt proud at being one of the lucky few millions who would share in its success.

But times are hard now. Nobody wants the shiny toys any more. The toys sit idly waiting to be rescued. The smiling happy face is now crumpled with doubt and fear. Nobody wants to lend a helping hand.

We at the Liberty Association for Distressed Stocks are dedicated to finding a new home for this poor forgotten stock. For just $4 this stock could be yours to love and cherish. It will return your devotion with a daily tug at your purse strings. But surely, that is a small price to pay for years of companionship. We are a charitable organisation and in these turbulent times we find ourselves having to fit too many stocks into our portfolios, hence we are giving you this exclusive opportunity to help us focus on our less distressed members. Just dial the number at the bottom and one of our LADS will be happy to discuss this further.