Do you write those inane ramblings at the bottoms of the spam I get for giant erections and the latest stock investment opportunities? "Your in hot water. Salt of the Earth. She's a nut. You never miss the water till the well runs dry. Two peas in a pod. Some like carrots others like cabbage. A thorn in my side. The scythe ran into a stone. Top of the morning. Rain, rain go away; come again some other day. The shoes on the other foot now. Put to bed with a shovel. The silly season." This was quoted from one of the latest spams about some new company whose stock is "going thru the roof!" This article made me think of it.

A suggestion, maybe you should take a Literature class or begin with English 101. That will lead you to writing a better article.