Stupid Celebrities

So, all over the web, magazines, and celebrity gossip shows, you can hear about Paris Hilton's little day out with Benji Madden. Apparently the two were spotted leaving the Dorchester Hotel (where they had stayed the previous night). Later, the press caught up with the pair at a nearby Langhams Hotel having lunch. So, were all of the Hiltons full?? This is the heiress of the whole Hilton fortune, and she is staying at other hotels? What is even funnier is that the Hilton is evidently a 3 minute walk from the Dorchester Hotel. So anyways, the whole big deal is that Paris, speaking of her bf Benji, said "He wants to get hitched." How can he trust that she will remain faithful when she is cheating on her family with the Dorchester and Langhams? The press stated that Benji was such a gentleman that he helped Miss Hilton out of the car and across the street. Well, duh, that only makes sense.Everytime I see her walking, I am just waiting for her to trip over those size 15 boats that she calls feet. If you have ever seen pictures of her in mid-stroll, you will notice that her feet are always in this weird knot. They are so long that they literally wrap around each other when she takes a step.
In other celebrity news, Mariah Carey has just married Nick Cannon. I know, most of you are saying "who?". He's the guy from 'Wildin Out' on MTV. They have been all over the magazines, with corny pictures that are supposed to show how in love they are. How in love could you possibly be after 6 weeks?? I mean really! Is it just me, or are they kinda a weird match? Isn't mariah like 50 now? No really, I don't know how old she is, but she gets on my last nerve. Who knows, maybe her and her new boy toy will run off into the sunset together, and hopefully fall off the planet. It just seems like she used to be talented. She had great songs. Her songs had meaning... like "hero", "one sweet day", "love takes time", "when you believe", etc. Now all you hear from her is meaningless, dumb songs and that GOD awful screeching noise that she does. Will that woman ever stop squealing? We get it Mariah.. your voice can go from manly low to ear piecing high. Just stop already!
Man, celebrities are annoying!!