Here is the definitive breakdown of the movies you should Miss or Watch this Summer. By following this list you should save about $40 assuming a ticket price of $8. Get your popcorn and your soda and hang on tight:

WATCH on 5/2/2008
Iron Man
Reason: It's Jon Favreau doing Iron Man, he won't screw this up.
Director: Jon Favreau (Elf, Zathura)
Actors: Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges

WATCH on 5/9/2008
Speed Racer
Reason: The Wachowski bros. will do it justice.
Director: Larry & Andy Wachowski (The Matrix Trilogy, V for Vendetta)
Actors: Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Matthew Fox

WATCH on 5/16/2008
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Reason: The first one was pretty good.
Director: Andrew Adamson (Shrek, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
Actors: Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Ben Barnes, Warwick Davis

WATCH on 5/22/2008
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Reason: Spielberg's Midas Touch, Ford and LaBeouf will shine.
Director: Steven Spielberg (Jurassic Park, Saving Private Ryan, Munich)
Actors: Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Ray Winstone, Jim Broadbent

WATCH on 5/30/2008
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Reason: Looks funnier than Knocked Up, produced by same guy.
Director: Nicholas Stoller
Actors: Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Bill Hader

MISS on 5/30/2008
Sex and the City: The Movie
Reason: Show ran its course on TV, movie is unnecessary.
Director: Michael Patrick King
Actors: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Jennifer Hudson

WATCH on 6/6/2008
Kung Fu Panda
Reason: Animation looks stellar and Black will pull it off.
Director: Mark Osborne & John Stevenson
Actors: Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Ian McShane

WATCH on 6/6/2008
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Reason: Another absurd comedy from Happy Madison
Director: Dennis Dugan (Saving Silverman, The Benchwarmers, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)
Actors: Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Alex Luria, Emmanuelle Chriqui

MISS on 6/13/2008
The Happening
Reason: Most of Shyamalan's recent stuff can wait for DVD.
Director: M. Night Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village)
Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Spencer Breslin

WATCH on 6/13/2008
The Incredible Hulk
Reason: Purge the first one from your mind and give The Hulk another chance.
Director: Louis Leterrier (The Transporter, Unleashed)
Actors: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt, Tim Blake Nelson

MISS on 6/20/2008
Get Smart
Reason: Another example of Hollywood being out of ideas.
Director: Peter Segal (Naked Gun 33 1/3, Anger Management, 50 First Dates)
Actors: Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson, Terence Stamp, Alan Arkin

WATCH on 6/27/2008
Wanted
Reason: Preview makes it look awesome. Might just be Freeman's narration that does it :)
Director: Timur Bekmambetov (Night Watch, Day Watch)
Actors: James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Common

WATCH on 6/27/2008
Wall-E
Reason: Destined to be another Pixar classic
Director: Andrew Stanton (A Bug's Life, Finding Nemo)
Actors: Fred Willard, Jeff Garlin, Ben Burtt

MISS on 7/2/2008
Hancock
Reason: Smith can do better, go watch some fireworks.
Director: Peter Berg (The Rundown, Friday Night Lights, The Kingdom)
Actors: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman

WATCH on 7/11/2008
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Reason: First one was pretty good.
Director: Guillermo del Toro (Blade II, Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth)
Actors: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Luke Goss, Thomas Kretschmann

WATCH on 7/18/2008
The Dark Knight
Reason: Christopher Nolan is an expert at his craft. Ledger provides an unforgettable performance.
Director: Christopher Nolan (Memento, Batman Begins, The Prestige)
Actors: Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal

MISS on 8/1/2008
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Reason: Franchise is and has been finished. Lousy director.
Director: Rob Cohen (Fast and the Furious, xXx, Stealth)
Actors: Brendan Fraser, Maria Bello, Jet Li, Michelle Yeoh, Luke Ford

WATCH or MISS on 8/8/2008
Pineapple Express
Reason: Watch if you're a pothead, Miss if you're not.
Director: David Gordon Green (George Washington, All the Real Girls, Snow Angels)
Actors: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Amber Heard