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Mr. Clean vs. Brawny

Mr. Clean -- this guy has a big gold earring. I don't know about you, but I try not to mess with pirates. Mr. Clean is a no frills kind of guy. He shaves his head so there can't be any sissy hair pulling, and the glare off the dome draws your attention to the Gun Show. Notice how he keeps his arms crossed. He's holding back the urge to rip Brawny's head off! Don't let that smile fool you. He's a rage-filled, swabbing-the-poop-deck, razor-burn-around-the-ears, half-crazed-from-huffing-too-many-cleaning-products heathen.

Brawny is a big guy. A big cutting-down-the-trees, rolling-logs-in-the-river, frightening-woodland-creatures kind of guy. That much plaid would turn even your weekend gardener a bit nutty, imagine what it does to THIS guy. He shows off those flowing locks and that handlebar moustache just flaunting them in Mr. Clean's face. I think we could have a mullet on our hands. No wonder he's pissed! Even without the huge gleaming axe he sports around with him, he's an intimidating guy. You'd think all that time alone in the woods would bring him peace, but NO, he's a fiery plaid ball of anger. A bad haircut, splinters, allergies, plaid as far as the eye can see... Brawny is ready to throw down.

The Gun Show on this fight is the biggest we've ever seen. Mr. Clean has spent too much time at sea, Brawny's been holed up in the woods. Down time like that make a man do crazy things. Who's it gonna be? The pirate or the lumberjack? Our lines are open. Operators are standing by.