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Paul Newman vs. Orville Redenbacher

Old Blue Eyes. No, wait, that was Sinatra. Was he Butch or Sundance? How many hardboiled eggs did he eat? Hell, it was a lot, I remember that. In any case, he could have spiced those eggs up with any number of Newman’s Own products. Paul Newman is a world-renowned master of disguise. Did you recognize him on that bottle of salsa? That little moustache and sombrero threw you, didn’t they? He puts Lon Chaney to shame with his chameleon-like ways. He can sneak in anywhere, whip up a fantastic meal made entirely of his own endorsed grub, lay on the charm and while you’re hypnotized by his Swirling Baby Blues, courtesy Newman’s Own Novelty Contact Lenses, he clubs you to death! Yes, Paul is a fan of the club. It’s simple, and it gets the job done. You can order yours here for $14.95. “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” I hear the club cracking against a skull loud and clear, Paul.

The Popcorn Man. The King of Kernels. You never would have guessed this seemingly simple man would be a ninja warrior would ya? WOULD YA?! Oh, but he is. With all that ruckus coming from the popcorn maker you’d never hear him break into your house and whack you in the back of the neck with a ninja star. That’s right, I said never! His spinning Bowtie of Mayhem hurls ninja stars -- with no fingers prints to track him down with. There IS that hint of buttery goodness embedded in them, though. He distracts his victims with a hail of popcorn and goes in for the kill. Ever wonder why there are so many unpopped kernels left over? Of course you have, don’t lie. They are another secret weapon! While they are still scalding hot he chucks them into the faces of his would be enemies. Damn that’s hot!

Two old men, one tasty brawl to the end. Will Newman be able to pull a fast one on Orville with Newman’s Own Last Supper, or will mad ninja popcorn stylings be the death of Paul? Dinners on!