Supermarket celebrities are pitted against each other in a toe-to-toe death grudge match! Not only that, but you get to pick the winner! Read up on today's matchup and vote for the winner by posting your comments! Results announced daily.

Trix Rabbit vs. Sonny

Trix is his name and tricks are his game. Exploding gum, exploding gifts, exploding hand buzzers, exploding explosives. He’ll do anything to get a laugh or a near-fatal injury out of you. While you are blinded with tears of laughter, or shrapnel, he swoops in to gank your stuff. Don’t be surprised if, as you’re pulling yourself off the floor from your fit of hysterics, or returning from the hospital with a patch on your eye and a lollipop, you find all your worldly possessions gone. Or at least all the good stuff. You never know when he might strike either, as he is quite the master of disguise. Is that really the mailman putting “mail” in your mailbox? Is that really a doctor setting that “broken bone” back into your skin? I wouldn’t be too sure. “Be vewy, vewy quite. I’m hunting for an expwoding pwank-happy wabbit.”

Sonny is one crazy mofo. He’s off his rocker, he’s a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, he’s got a screw loose on the port side. This makes him incredibly annoying. He doesn’t have to threaten bodily harm to you to get your goodies, he just has to show up. He talks a mile a minute, blathering on about nonsense and sports statistics while bouncing around the room rearranging all your furniture in inconvenient formations. You’ll never get to the kitchen with the couch there! He opens your mail, mixes your whites with your colors in the wash, calls your family and tells them what you’ve really been up to these days. You can’t help but flee the house screaming into the night. This of course leaves all of your cool stuff there for the picking, and pick he does. When you’re brave enough to come back home you’ll find all your good crap gone. Damn that cuckoo bird!

The Boom-Boom Bunny, or The Clepto Cuckoo? Who has the best method to their madness when it comes to stealing your stuff? Rock the vote!