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(1 vote) The Degenerate Gambler

While it’s depressing just how low this guy can sink, I can’t help but love this all too familiar personality. Read more...

(6 votes) 2012 Will Mark The End of My Tolerance For Apocalypses

For centuries, quacks, charlatans, and individuals of ill repute have enjoyed passing the time by coming up with predictions foretelling the apocalypse. Read more...

(3 votes) A Trip To Rite Aid

I thought it was time for an "out with the old and in with the new" make-up replacement. Read more...

(2 votes) I'm No Quitter!

Here I sit, laptop in high gear, candles flickering in a silent chorus of na-na-na-na-na-na, ready to rip someone's lips off just for existing. Kids and animals have mysteriously disappeared. Read more...

(2 votes) Slightly Used Dogs!

My two darling schnauzers died within 4 months of each other.  I swore I would never go through that heartache ever again.  It took one year and two months for me to change my mind.  I Read more...

(2 votes) Hilarious sexual activity in Humpty Doo

 NTN news Australia reports on a car accident which happened in the Northern Territory in the remote community of Humpty Doo.  it would appear the couple are lucky to escape unhurt after a Read more...

(1 vote) Home Alone Bloopers

  I found some Home Alone Bloopers while I was actually looking for something else.  We just watched Home Alone too.  Home Alone is one of my favorite movies.  My family and I hav Read more...

(16 votes) I've Burned My Breasts

Very early this morning, around 1 a.m., I decided that I must cook pasta. I don't really know why, but I had the urge. So, I pulled out the ingredients and began boiling water. Read more...

(12 votes) How To Fail a Breathalizer Test

Because I work for Klamath County Corrections I have given a few breathalizer tests and I must admit I have never had anybody fail one quite like this. I have had clients (re-entry inmates) sa Read more...

(11 votes) Making My Journal Public Domain-Not For the Faint at Heart!!!

So I got on Xomba originally with the intent to post articles on event planning. Don't get me wrong-I'm still doing that, but I am also feeling the need to do more. Read more...

(10 votes) Freddy (The Misunderstood Citizen) Krueger

It is to my dismay that I realize most people think of Freddy Krueger as a mean-spirited, evil soul from Hell. Read more...

(8 votes) The Top Ten Ways To Lose Your Woman Fast

After sitting through another viewing of the movie How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, my mind could not help but run through how this movie might go in reverse. Read more...

(7 votes) Ramblin'

Turn The Other Cheek I've heard traumatic events can affect one's physical body. Maybe you go blind, or you're paralyzed. I can't smell. Read more...

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