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(4 votes) No More Vampires, Please. Thank You.

As you may have noticed, Vampires are all the rage these days with the genre pervading popular culture. Someone decided they are a concept that works and then before you know it they're everywhere. Read more...

(1 vote) The Bible Translate into LOLcat Speaks [PICS]

Martin Grondin's project LOLCat Bible Translation Project is about to manifest itself as an actual book. If you're a big fan of those adorable and hilarious LOLcats, you'll love this. Read more...

(1 vote) Claymhor's Blog 11/13

So I walk in to my complex's workout facility today, and everything seemed normal on the surface: 2 chicks on the treadmills and one dude wailing on his glutes on the elliptical. Read more...

(4 votes) No More Vampires, Please. Thank You.

As you may have noticed, Vampires are all the rage these days with the genre pervading popular culture. Someone decided they are a concept that works and then before you know it they're everywhere. Read more...

(2 votes) Hilarious sexual activity in Humpty Doo

 NTN news Australia reports on a car accident which happened in the Northern Territory in the remote community of Humpty Doo.  it would appear the couple are lucky to escape unhurt after a Read more...

(1 vote) The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

There are instruments. And then there are instruments. And then there are ukuleles. The most famous ukulele artist must be the late, great George Formby, but there are many, many more. Read more...

(1 vote) Important Health News. We've had it all wrong!

 love this Doctor       Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Read more...

(1 vote) The Degenerate Gambler

While it’s depressing just how low this guy can sink, I can’t help but love this all too familiar personality. Read more...

(1 vote) World's Funniest Joke

Reader's Digest... Oh, you source of humor and laughs! Said magazine had a worldwide contest recently. Which joke is the World's Funniest Joke? ´The guy who won is a fellow Swede. Read more...

(16 votes) I've Burned My Breasts

Very early this morning, around 1 a.m., I decided that I must cook pasta. I don't really know why, but I had the urge. So, I pulled out the ingredients and began boiling water. Read more...

(12 votes) How To Fail a Breathalizer Test

Because I work for Klamath County Corrections I have given a few breathalizer tests and I must admit I have never had anybody fail one quite like this. I have had clients (re-entry inmates) sa Read more...

(12 votes) Making My Journal Public Domain-Not For the Faint at Heart!!!

So I got on Xomba originally with the intent to post articles on event planning. Don't get me wrong-I'm still doing that, but I am also feeling the need to do more. Read more...

(10 votes) Freddy (The Misunderstood Citizen) Krueger

It is to my dismay that I realize most people think of Freddy Krueger as a mean-spirited, evil soul from Hell. Read more...

(8 votes) The Top Ten Ways To Lose Your Woman Fast

After sitting through another viewing of the movie How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, my mind could not help but run through how this movie might go in reverse. Read more...

(7 votes) Ramblin'

Turn The Other Cheek I've heard traumatic events can affect one's physical body. Maybe you go blind, or you're paralyzed. I can't smell. Read more...

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