The sister is mad at me again. I suppose you could include the little guy and the middle child. Oh, also the niece and nephew.
Read more...The little guy stayed home from school today. Before everyone sprays their computer screens with disinfectant, no, he doesn't have swine flu.
Read more...It is understood that when anyone gets in a car with the ex for any extended travel plan, one must not expect to stop for a potty call until one's back teeth are afloat.
Read more...I'm no Seinfeld, but I do know a thing of two about nothing. Since I'm doing nothing right now, I thought I'd write an article about just that...nothing.
Read more...Many people enjoy the occasional glass of wine with dinner.
Read more...My ironing board squeaks and my iron has a nose whistle.
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For centuries, quacks, charlatans, and individuals of ill repute have enjoyed passing the time by coming up with predictions foretelling the apocalypse.
Read more...I have always been accused of being insensitive toward children. I would like to qualify this statement. I simply tell them the uncomfortable truth in most cases.
Read more...I guess I need my groove back. I'm not quite sure where it is, or what it is for that matter, but I've been told I should get it back.
Read more...I decided to clean out my closet the other day. My sister yawned when I told her of my plan, and my interpretation of her response was that she did not consider my self-imposed task a big deal.
Read more...I just read a comment on FaceBook, and my one good eye happened to wander on over to my profile photo. My reaction was good Gawd Awmighty, what the hell happened to my neck?
Read more...Faking a little illness occasionally isn't so bad, if you know how to make the best of it. One needs to carefully implement the stages of feigned illness, and this takes some practice.
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To appease my fan; I have decided to create a kinda homepage for all my random junk to make it easier for said fan to find my junk. Hold on that didn't sound quite right. Oh, nevermind.
Read more...I have recently shifted to a new place leaving behind the comfort of my home state, Mom, Dad, in-laws, aunts, uncles, etc, etc. You get the drift.
Read more...For weeks I'd been receiving emails from The Prince of Darkness with very enticing deals.
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Wolf Blitzer breaks the news: McCain picks Montauk Monster for VP!
Seeking to prove that Republicans can offer "change" just as well as the Democrats, John McCain has reached deep into the diversity
Read more...Here's a little Chrismas greeting card I sold many years ago:
Outside: Lots of people enjoy the hustle and bustle of holiday shopping.
Inside: What f'n planet are they from?
That pretty much sums up
Read more...People have different opinions about life. Life is what you make it. Life is hard. Life is too short. Life is like a box of chocolates. Life sucks and then you die.
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