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(18 votes) My Twenty Little Friends.....My Cigarettes

How do I love thee, let me count the ways....all 20 of them, my 20 little friends in each pack. As I take one out, I light it up and I feel that instant rush. Read more...

(15 votes) How I Tried to Kill My Girlfriend With an Air Conditioner

If you come to the U.S. from Europe, one thing you might find hard to take is just how cold it feels in most public establishments in summer. Read more...

(13 votes) We're Not Twins: Telling Mia & Irving Apart

A number of people (Idlewild, I’m looking at you) have expressed some confusion because Mia Northwest and I have avatars that are strikingly similar. Read more...

(11 votes) A Lot of Answers, Not Much Time

Like you, I have many demands on my time. Read more...

(5 votes) How to Make a Total Ass of Yourself on YouTube

After spending a great deal of time reading the viewer comments on YouTube videos, I've studied the best tecniques for making an ass of oneself. Read more...

(4 votes) Shot Down: Bad Pick-up Lines; Good Answers

This is the era of digital dating, where the lonely hearted post their profiles for all the world to see, advertising their singleness into a jungle of eager avatars, PMing and texting to new potenti Read more...