1. Wonder why nobody has left you a private message in two weeks.

2. Check all your new comments and realize 90% of them are from Antonia. She really reads everything...

3. Stare at everything in your immediate surroundings looking for inspiration for a new post. Then come to the realization that there is nothing inherently fascinating about the color of Post-Its.

4. Ponder how the hell that DRUM! post got so many damn hits...

5. Convince yourself that you have no talent and you are just a poser and don't belong here. Refresh the page six times.

6. Read all of your own posts for the sixty fourth time to convince yourself that you DO have talent. Just don't read the comments...

7. Go get a drink. Preferrably of the alcoholic persuasion.

8. Aha! On the way back from the kitchen, you trip over the garbage bag that you never took out and it gives inspiration for a post. Get writing.

9. Edit everything you type ninety six times because you don't want to piss Ken Light off and start a Xomba War. Backspace....no that doesn't sound right...why the frig does my vocabulary suck?...where the HELL is my thesaurus?...I really don't have talent so why am I even on this stinking site to begin with?....okay keep typing you big tool before they all think you died....alright that's good enough. Submit.

10. Realize that you have just spent the last two hours of your life in front of the computer conversing with yourself on your own ability to form a coherent sentence. Pray that the buzzards don't swarm...