if you watched the gubernatorial debate, the clear loser was grandma. she couldnt even name the newly elected president of mexico (felipe calderon). rick perry thinks the TAKS test is doing a fabulous job. chris bell "stood up to tom delay."

so when early voting starts on oct. 23, go and fucking vote. i went to the convenience store last night so we could purchase alcohol, and there behind the sales clerk, were kinky friedman posters. we asked the clerk if they were going to use them. she said, "i dont even know what theyre for."

so, vote for kinky friedman.

1. he's a cowboy.
2. he compared the border along mexico to the line drawn in the sand by william b. travis prior to the battle of the alamo.
3. he doesn't use the internet because its the work of satan.
4. he wants to declare martial law in border cities.
5. he wants to "leave one governor behind."
6. he knows houston needs more police officers to get rid of the "thugs and crackheads."
7. he wants to appoint willie nelson in his administration.
8. he also thinks sam houston was the greatest governer of texas.
9. hes always holding an unlit cigar.

so go and vote!

check out www.kinkyfriedman.com