The First Time


The First Time

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I recall the first time
I was caught swearing by my Dad
The neighbour's dog came at me
And I was raging mad

It snapped around my ankles
It's teeth bared, I lost my head.
I could hardly kick the dog away
So I swore at it instead.

It quickly turned and ran away
I had a smile from ear to ear.
Then I saw my Dad in the window
And heard him shout COME HERE!

I quickly walked up the driveway
As slowly as I dared
The angry dog had frightened me
Now I was really scared.

He met me in the kitchen
And asked what I had said
I told the naughty dog to go away Dad
And play nicely instead

OK Son he said to me
Trying to hide his grin
I believe in every word you say
Just do not let it happen again!

Copyright © Matthew P. Nicholson 2007

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Submitted by XHellcatX on Wed, 2008-06-11 03:52.

the tempo was a wee bit off but it sure did make me chuckle quite abit.