Shot Down: Bad Pick-up Lines; Good Answers

This is the era of digital dating, where the lonely hearted post their profiles for all the world to see, advertising their singleness into a jungle of eager avatars, PMing and texting to new potential partners worldwide. As singles talk to each other, meeting easily in a digital forum, a vital part of our culture is becoming a thing of the past.

Gone are the days of seeing the nervous young lady at the bar, sipping her fancy little drink, poking the ice cubes with her swizzle stick, shyly glancing at the nice young men that she hopes are noticing her but are doing much the same thing as she. Gone are the times of seeing a nice young man getting a slap across the face or even (and much more ladylike) a drink thrown in his face, because, what he actually said sounded much better in his head.

There are bits of wisdom here, and lessons that should be passed along to the next generation to prevent these humiliating situations from occuring in the future.
I am talking about pick up lines, lame ones…funny ones…the ones you hear and never forget - even though you may want to.

Here are my top 10 funnies:

10. Can I buy you a drink or would you just prefer the money?

That may be the nice young man that got the slap.

9. Your body’s name must be “Visa”, because you’re everywhere I want to be.

That one isn’t really worth a slap, maybe just a dirty look.

8. You won’t regret this in the morning because we’ll sleep until noon.

Big assumptions here.

7. You must be tired because you’ve running through my mind all night.

An old and very cheesy line.

6. Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long.

Way more information than I want to hear

5. I’m new around here, can I have directions to your room?

Go up the first set of stairs to the right, past the pool, down to the dock...and its three steps past the end of the pier.

4. You’ve been a naughty girl! Go to my room.

Only if its in a palace in the land of "notonyerlife".

3. Do I intimidate you?

humphhh...ha...ya, (Pinch the cheeks), "you're just so intimidating, you widdle teddy bear...".

2. If you were a new burger at McDonalds, they would name you “McHottie”.

Sorry, I'm not on the McDollar menu tonight.

1. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

So are you some sort of predator? Preying on lone women? Whats up with that?

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