Tuesday, June 20, 2006

11:46 PM - Late-Night Thinking: Truthiness
Current mood: creative
Category: Life

Is it 'Late-Night Thinking' because Stephen Colbert (creator of "truthiness") either way, the link above proves that I'm a whore-monkey!

justify">I've been thinking about my friend whose 30th birthday (or, rather, the first anniversary of her 29th) is at the end of July. For some reason (call it tired testosterone), I thought to myself, 'Y`know, we'd be an excellent married-couple if I were 30 and she 25.'

Then I thought to myself, 'Wait a minute! She's a lesbian; maybe she wants things to happen backwards like that! I just need to be able to give her 'a taste' of my manhood to entice her to let nature take its course.'

Translation: She needs to feel 'J Junior' to get caught in the rush to pregnancy. The problem there; I don't have it 'on' when hugging her goodnight, when dancing in the bar, or any other times she would have the chance to feel it (as it wouldn't be 'appropriate' to do that ... she's a friend, and I 'value that friendship' [as wussy as that sounds] too much to risk losing it by 'moving too fast').

Rather than get hung up on that (it'll happen when it happens), my thoughts went to why I can't hope to consciously solve that problem: Evolution and the Penis.

Yes; I'm fairly sure that humans also began as contantly erect animals, but evolved into civilized beings who had to be 'on' to become animals. And it makes sense too; in a battle between men on Viagra epidurals (or for whom any low stimulation means ecstatic eruption) and men just out of a cold shower, I'm guessing odds would be on the latter.