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The Guilt-Trip S.P.A.M-Scam

posted July 12, 2008 - 4:46pm
The Guilt-Trip S.P.A.M-Scam
Uncle MythMan says ...

Now it looks like they're trying to scare me into compliance ... I better tell `em all my 'credit info!' lol

"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS-NIGERIA
FROM THE DESK OF REV.FR.MONSIGNOR FRANCIS
ATM DIRECTOR OF CENTRAL BANK (CBN)
HEAD OFFICE ABUJA NIGERIA

"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS - NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE DEPUTY GOVERNOR
FINANCIAL SECTOR SURVEILLANCE
"From the desk of:
DR.Ahmad Jassim
Attention: beneficiary

"This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract /inheritance file and found out that why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract/inheritance payment.

"Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank all your attempt to secure the release of the fund to you.

"We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like this have to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem.

"Right now we have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE from Asia Pacific, that is the latest instruction from Mr. President, (GCFR) Federal Republic of Nigeria.This card center will send you an ATM card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is Twenty Thousand United States dolars($20,000.00) per day.

"So if you like to receive your fund in this way, please let us know by contacting the ATM payment department and also send the following information as listedbelow:

"1. Full name
2. Phone and fax number
3. Address were you want them to send the ATM card to (p.o box not acceptable)
4. Your age and current occupation

"kindly find below the contact person:
Rev. Fr.Monsignor Framcis
Director, ATM payment department
email:

<script type="text/javascript">eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%72%65%76%5f%66%72%61%6e%63%69%73%5f%61%74%6d%32%32%32%32%40%68%6f%74%6d%61%69%6c%2e%63%6f%6d%22%3e%72%65%76%5f%66%72%61%6e%63%69%73%5f%61%74%6d%32%32%32%32%40%68%6f%74%6d%61%69%6c%2e%63%6f%6d%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b'))</script>

Telephone number +2348022756914

"The ATM card payment center was mandated to issue out $8,300,000.00 as part payment for this fiscal year 2008 to you so bear with us. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.

"Note that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (ATM-811) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the card center by using it as your subject.

"We anticipate your total compliance to this message immediately.

"YOURS SINCERELY,
Dr.Ahmad Jassim
DEPUTY GOVERNOR
FINANCIAL SECTOR SURVEILLANCE"

Hmmm, I'm bound to receive an inheritance or a contract-payment, but I need to tell them the name under which I've been interacting ... with ... them.

Oh, if only I were rich enough to be so stupid!

Author: mythman
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Comments

When You Get Here, You Can Help Me Build the Golden Gate

mythman - Mon, 2008-21-7 4:41 pm
"Step into my tent, jump through my hoops, and my Deity won't smite you too hard!" Uncle MythMan---His Mission? http://www.xomba.com/the_new_mythman_plan ----------P.S. Heavenly HotGirl33705 knows that YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY HERE! but you can let people grant you great wealth! Search around to find out how! ---Write-in Elizabeth Kucinich!

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Couch Stuffing

champagnedreams - Fri, 2008-18-7 9:28 pm
on the way. I'll be there to collect my Golden Gate.

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Right There on the Ocean, Can't Miss It ...

mythman - Fri, 2008-18-7 9:12 pm
... just over the moon ... and we named the cow Bessie ... Uncle MythMan---His Mission? http://www.xomba.com/the_new_mythman_plan ----------P.S. Heavenly HotGirl33705 knows that YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY HERE! but you can let people grant you great wealth! Search around to find out how! ---Write-in Elizabeth Kucinich!

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Where

champagnedreams - Thu, 2008-17-7 10:02 pm
do I send my couch stuffing to? Sure would like the Golden Gate. What a bonus!

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Maybe if Yahoo! Mail Adds Some 2.0-Features

mythman - Thu, 2008-17-7 9:55 pm
I don't know about Yahoo! Mail (it was my Hotmail, but I've given that up too lol), but with my Outlook Express I can 'Create a rule' for a particular subject-line or address (automatically sending them to a seperate folder I create for such a purpose). Uncle MythMan---His Mission? http://www.xomba.com/the_new_mythman_plan ----------P.S. Heavenly HotGirl33705 knows that YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY HERE! but you can let people grant you great wealth! Search around to find out how! ---Write-in Elizabeth Kucinich!

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i cant stop them...

loki3 - Thu, 2008-17-7 2:02 pm
I get such mails at least once a week, i always report them as SPAM, but still they end up in my yahoo inbox... How to stop them... Any solution at all..????

"And If You'll Buy That I'll Throw the Gold-en-Gate in Free"

mythman - Tue, 2008-15-7 9:13 am
Ocean-Front Property in Arizona Uncle MythMan---His Mission? http://www.xomba.com/the_new_mythman_plan ----------P.S. Heavenly HotGirl33705 knows that YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY HERE! but you can let people grant you great wealth! Search around to find out how! ---Write-in Elizabeth Kucinich!

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What's Bread to Some Is a Doorstop to Others

mythman - Tue, 2008-15-7 9:09 am
'You don't cry over wasted-water when you own the water-refinery plant.' But--if I see someone wasting any of the money they have (whether it's 'all the money they have' or 'couch-stuffing')--I know a good home for my money is not in their coffer! Uncle MythMan---His Mission? http://www.xomba.com/the_new_mythman_plan ----------P.S. Heavenly HotGirl33705 knows that YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY HERE! but you can let people grant you great wealth! Search around to find out how! ---Write-in Elizabeth Kucinich!

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Deepening Privacy: An Evil of Mechanical Telepathy

mythman - Tue, 2008-15-7 8:58 am
In Heaven, you don't know anything you can't keep secret ... double-negative there, I'll translate: you can tell everybody everything you know. But a shameful man is afraid to admit what that means: you can tell everything you know because you don't know everything; when you do know 'everything' (i.e. of course you can't know "all of" everything, but you can know more than you like to know), then you realize that some information can only be given to certain people at certain times. 'Personal Credit'-information--for example--can only be "safely" given to bank-approved personel (sp?), and only within the walls of the banking-establishment. I'm sure people find lots of lawyering ways around that (starting with 'whut about thuh ATM outside the bank?' and proceeding to 'whut about PayPal?'), but the truth is that your credit-information is as "sacred" as "email-addresses" used to be! Uncle MythMan---His Mission? http://www.xomba.com/the_new_mythman_plan ----------P.S. Heavenly HotGirl33705 knows that YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY HERE! but you can let people grant you great wealth! Search around to find out how! ---Write-in Elizabeth Kucinich!

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Tell ya what I'm gonna do

Pancho Villa - Mon, 2008-14-7 11:25 pm
I know you don't have that kind of money so here is what i can do for you. just send me a thousand dollars and i will cut you in for half of the money. Remember that's half of 20 million for only 1,000 dollars. but you gotta send it now. Hurry before its too late. P.S. dont tell anyone because then everyone will want to get in on this deal.

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