Ever wonder what it takes to be a ninja?
Its really quite simple to say the least, here i provide for you the essential steps and procedures to becoming a full fledged ninja, which we all know has definitely been your life long goals and aspirations, other wise you wouldn't be reading this would you?

Step one (oh my your 1% into being a full fledged ninja)
-Buy a ninja outfit, duh.
--By wearing a ninja outfit your automatically endowed with powers beyond your understanding, this may seem overwhelming at first but you'll get the hang of it eventually.
--Finding a ninja outfit is really quite simple just use your patented magic scrolls you keep in your drawer at home or if your out of magic scrolls just Google "ninja outfits"

Step two (you must be wearing your ninja outfit from here on)
-Whenever on your way to any social gathering, always think "cat" i say this because your walking style must change dramatically. Every step you take must be a gentle pat on the ground.
--If you have the opportunity to jump off of something or climb onto something ridiculously impossible to climb, do it, it'll make people think you really are some kind of full fledged ninja (which is exactly what we want)

Step Three
-Once you've got the silent moving down you must now master silent hiding, this means being able to dive behind various objects and even people to hide from your pursuers or enemies.
--Usually ending your dive with a gentle roll on the ground minimizes sound, this is a difficult art to master but once done may get you out of any/all troubles.
--Ninjas don't fight when they don't need to, the key is to avoid, always avoid when you can and fight when you can't avoid.

Step Four
-Fighting is a skill beginners must master since their skills at avoiding detection are not yet at full blossom
--There is a simple key to ninja fighting and that key is to strike the soft points, always strike the soft points.
--Testicle kicks and snatches, stomach pinches, nipple twisters, eye gouges, and foot the the faces are all very effective means of disabling your enemy when it needs to be done.

Step Five
-The final step to being a master ninja is to flip out at the most random times and for the smallest most insignificant reasons.
--If you are sitting at your lunch table at school and someone fails to drink the entire carton of milk, you MUST flip out and kill, things like this are perfect reasons to flip out.
--Flipping out must be done in chronological order, first you must stare very direct and very evilly at your target, second you must unleash a loud screeching sound that makes everyone around you want to cringe and cover their ears, third you must attack your victim in a ninja-ly fashion, that means make it look really cool, throw a flip in here or there, maybe even a smoke bomb or some darts.

And now that you have successfully read this guide your ready to become the full fledged ninja you've always wanted to be, now get out there and ninja it up my friend.