In another Xomblurb (http://www.xomba.com/money_for_nothing_worst_porn_around ... not sure about the rules for links in `Blurbs), I mentioned how disgusted I am with advertising promising 'money-for-nothing.'

A letter I received from Tiran Zaken revealed a secret to the reason why money is such porn: because it's not worth as much to they who have it.

He illustrated that fact by explaining his money-making secret: he pays the government for a list of companies about to undergo foreclosure, buys the companies' products for "pennies on the dollar" and resells the products at- or a little below-retail.

But Tiran Zaken really demonstrated the porn-quality of money when he included the product I link to below, saying it inspired him to construct his entire system.

You might say that's one of the things that porn does: inspires people to construct their own systems in order to prosper within a current system. For instance, I--like most single men, if Jeff Foxworthy is right--am "never gettin` married! Not me! Not The Kidd! I'm just gonna date-date-date-date-date-date-date-date!"

But I've heard of things only married people can do, and I've seen pictures of things only married people can have: mansions in the sky! swimming-pools full of golden coins! Hollywood production-complexes! Seeing some of these pictures, I see that it might be worth constructing a system to call those things mine, -to hold those things close, -to help keep those things useful!