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The Reality TV Formula is Getting Old

posted July 25, 2008 - 1:51pm
The Reality TV Formula is Getting Old

Since the whole Reality TV craze started some years ago, I've never been a big fan on the genre. But it continues to be hugely popular. much to my chagrin. Ok, I admit that every now and then I find myself getting caught up in one of these programs for a few minutes. They aren't with a certain appeal, obviously. However, the people are usually just so vacuous that my stomach starts to turn, and I change the channel.

Still more networks are getting in on the act, it seems. I was waiting in the doctor's office yesterday and the TV on the wall was tuned to The Food Network and there was another one of these abominations: The Next Food Network Star...or something like that. They were doing the standard evaluation bit. At one point, one of the candidates is being harshly evaluated, and runs off the set. Oh, what drama! It's the same old crap.

I wonder how far this trend will go before people become tired of it all. How about The Weather Channel? Why haven't they gotten in on the Reality TV craze yet? Hey, I can see it now: Who Wants to be a Weather Channel Star? Yeah, that might work. Perhaps it will go something like this:

Evaluator: "Jessica, when burst out laughing while reporting on the Asian Typhoon that killed over 5,000...well, that didn't set well with us."

Jessica: "But I don't think it's particularly fair when someone is behind the camera making goofy faces. It's just..."

Evaluator: "That's part of the test, Jessica. You have to be able to handle such situations. It shows you can focus on the story, and not be distracted."

Jessica bows her head in shame.

Evaluator: "I'm sorry, but you're out."

Yes, it takes a special sort of person to be a Weather Channel star. Saying "Be sure to drink plenty of fluids and don't over exert yourself" with a straight face to people in a region where the temperature has soared to over 100 for the 12 day in a row...well, that takes some serious talent. And not just anyone wield that pointer with the kind of flair and pizazz necessary to keep viewers glued to their sets. Well, it's not necessary for me because I'm a weather junky. Seeing those pointy cold fronts zooming across the country just gets me excited. When those isobars are packed tightly over my region, I get ecstatic knowing I'm in for an interesting hair day.

Maybe I'd watch that one, who knows.



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Dummening?

I think you invented a new word, mythman. :) But you're right, we are losing out imagination. We want everything laid out before out eyes so our minds don't have to work.

 
 

The Dummening of the World

People these days can't seem to imagine-for-themselves the 'action' that goes on "behind the scenes/curtains/'locked doors (bedroom, bathroom, etc.)'." Remember when all we needed to see was "shadows disappearing behind a closing window-shade" to know what was going on? when broadcasters gave our imaginations 'the benefit of the doubt' (knowing that we didn't want "evidence" of naughty goings-on, but we could imagine `em just fine if we wanted to)? And now they've got Twitter.com, for keeping the people shameless! Soon enough--if you're not on Twitter like I am--ISPs will demand that you have hidden webcam-surveillance on you whenever you logon! ... signed, Uncle MythMan---Big Fan of Friend-Networks like Hi-5 - About SuperBust, Watch Me

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So True

I never was big fan of the reality formula only because it mostly isn't true to life at all. I like Gene Simmons show because I get a kick out of how his family treats him. The other stuff with all the fluff I can definitely do without though. Great post as usual. Get Paid $$$ to Write! Join Xomba! www.xomba.com/referral/7778f814

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How about a reality show reality show?

Not sure about that weather channel version you described,(I'm sure some people would watch and even start an online forum to discuss it..and the weather), but it might actually be interesting to see how they choose the people who they put on these shows. I don't mean the fluff pieces they do that show their taped submissions and the producers reactions. I mean the actual, behind closed doors selection process where, most likely for the big shows like Survivor, they may consult with pshycologists to determine what combinations they can put together to cause the most drama and conflict, then see how accurate their assumptions based on profiles were during the show. The formula may be getting old, but a glimpse into the science of it might be interesting.

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It's popular TV, I agree

If people didn't enjoy watching Reality TV, then the craze would fizzle out. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. It's just not my idea of quality programming. ↑ Grab this Headline Animator My Brain Hurts!

 
 

Maybe

they are petty and shallow, but that makes for good TV. We want to see these shallow, petty people fail at something or succeed at something as mundane as cutting hair or cooking or creating clothes. Although some people may not consider them mundane. I think we want to see what happens to these shallow, petty people when they are faced with challenges - like making clothes from stuff they get from the grocery store. To me that is interesting.

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Laughing is good for you

Sometimes you need a break from all the serious political talk, eggs. Too much politics will rot your brain. :)

 
 

Old like all these cartoons

Old like all these cartoons I've been posting. I have been laughing since one o'clock this afternoon. My Cheeks hurt. whoops I pushed the submit button. I was going to finish with, I haven't figured out why the cartoons or the Reality TV is so addicting.

It's not really "Reality"

When you come right down to it, the only thing real about these shows is the fact that that they use real people. Apart from that, it's not the "real world." Most of the people on these shows are the pettiest, shallowest idiots you'd ever meet. Of course if they weren't, nobody would watch. ↑ Grab this Headline Animator Join Xomba

 
 

Some

Some reality I can take - Actuality (maybe that is its own cat.) like Deadilest Catch I enjoy. The rest can be tossed in the garbage. Except of course So You Think You Can Dance - I love you Courtney! :) I call this the curse of Seinfeld. When all these actors insisted on getting their fair shake of reruns the networks were a lot less hestitant to pay Dofus Mcgee 250000 for winning some bs show than pay Jason Alexander 250000 per episode.

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