Once upon a time there was a young prince who asked the most beautiful princess of the neighbouring kingdom,

"will you marry me?"

and the princess replied,

"...NOOOO!!!"

And the prince lived many many years happily spending most of the day with his friends fishing and hunting. Drank a lot of beer and got drunk when ever he wants. Let his cloths and shoes everywhere, even in dining room. Came home when he wants and had sex with prostitutes, neighbours and girl friends. Let gas pass, belch and sang at his will and scratch his ace copious.

The End