Born into privilege, Paris Hilton has used every opportunity to increase her fame (or infamy) with remarkable agility. Events which would have devastated most people have flowed off her back and catapulted her to new heights of notoriety.

A tape of her having sex is released in the Internet, and she becomes more famous. Of course that event made the pictures of her waxed vagina a little anticlimactic. Grainy intercourse tends to jade the audience.

A DUI and arrest for driving while under a license suspension may now land her in jail (Note to Paris: Next time call a cab). But you can be assured, the whole experience will somehow help her career.

Let’s face it: she can’t act, she can’t sing, she can’t dance. She’s not really even that attractive. And yet she is surrounded, lauded, hated, fantasized, applauded and ridiculed all the way to the bank.

Links:
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/paris_hilton_violates_probatio.php