The Ten Commandments 2.0 updated to 17 deadly sins.

Your sins list is out of date. Please upgrade to the newest version. If the upgrade does not work then
it may be corrupt (uh oh!) and you will have to re-install. The following is a complete list of the 17 deadly sins.
you will find that this is a complete sin list and the fixes will be in effect immediately.
This page will contain a list of the moral vulnerabilities known to affect particular versions of the seven deadly sins
and instructions on what users can do to protect themselves.
The list will be added to when new moral problems are found.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord, thy God, in vain.
3. Remember the sabbath, and keep it holy.
4. Honor thy father and mother.
5. Thou shalt not kill.
6. Thou shalt not steal.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
10. Thou shalt not covet anything else that is thy neighbor's.
11. Thou shalt not pollute
12. Thou shalt not commit genetic engineering
13. Thou shalt not possess obscene amount of riches
14. Thou shalt not take drugs
15. Thou shalt not commit abortion
16. Thou shalt not commit pedophilia
17. Thou shalt not cause social injustice

Fixes:

11. A number of individuals have been destroying our beautiful earth. Polluting directly or indirectly will no longer be tolerated.

12. Certain people have been playing around with our source code. This is now a serious offence and will be judged upon your expiration. This includes anyone who's source code has been tampered and will also be judged upon expiration.

13. A certain few have been found to have an over-abundance of riches. In order to make this experience for enjoyable for all of our users this is no longer acceptable. This includes all users and we reserve our right to be the sole exception of this policy.

14. Some of our users are, well, you know, there's users's and then there's USER'S. No drug users will be tolerated as this is considered an alteration of the source code originally provided upon initial release of our code.
15. Alteration of the sub-code which is an original part of the source code is not tolerable. If your software needs to make adjustments it should do so without tampering with the sub-coding process. This will be considered as altering the source code.

16. Sorry to be blunt in the fixes section, but this one is kind of a no brainer. Only the sicko's mess this one up. We reserve the right to be the sole exception of this one too.

17.Social Injustice is a concept relating to the perceived unfairness or injustice of a society in its divisions of rewards and burdens. This concept is distinct from those of justice in law, which may or may not be considered moral in practice. Opposition to social injustice is increasingly a platform of emerging political parties. Social Injustice arises when equals are treated unequally and unequals are treated equally. This will no longer be tolerated either.

I hope you enjoyed this list and send this page to your friends for a laugh!