The Truth About Men: Sex
The Truth About Men: Sex
No matter how many times I talk about it, I am still amazed at how confused women are when it comes to men. Ladies, I have to keep telling you, again and again, that men are very, very simple creatures. I can’t tell you how many times I have informed a woman of this only to have her smile, shake her head, and then try to convince me that they know a guy, perhaps their own guy, who is not simple and not the way I portray them. Ladies, that man is a good actor. Many of us have learned who to secure masks to our faces and mastered words that make us seem deeper than we are.
Nothing proves this more than the difference in attitudes towards sex. It is truly amazing that the human race has managed to survive as long as it has. Women tend to want deeper emotional things so whether or not they have sex with someone is tied in with everything that the person they are having sex with has done. This was recently brought home to me with a friend of mine.
The discussion revolved around whether or not a man could have sex with a woman that he had, just earlier that day and the day before, argued with. It seemed beyond my female friend that a man would just be able to put all of that emotion and intensity that had been in the argument aside just to have sex. I was completely baffled that she would tie up sex with all of that emotional excess. Men are always ready for sex ladies. You don’t have to sit there and worry about what you said earlier or if you had an argument about something the day before.
I explained it by saying that when a man is presented with a woman ready, willing and able to have sex, they don’t sit there and ponder whether or not this was the same woman who, the day before, stabbed his cat to death. OK, that may be a slight exaggeration, but I am willing to bet there are a few men out there reading that and nodding in agreement. So, ladies, if you have stabbed a man’s cat to death the day before, perhaps in an argument about something he did fourteen years ago, you need only strip naked and offer him sex for him to forget about it.
Another good example is the television show, and now movie, “Sex and the City.” I was never a fan of this show. At some point, the women on that show just became annoying and whiny and wouldn’t shut up. Women, on the other hand, found themselves within the characters. The entire show was built around the idea of women sitting around talking endlessly about sex, their relationships, whether or not they should have sex and the emotions they felt after having sex. They spent a lot of time wondering if they should or should not have sex with certain men within the show.
This would never work with guys. They could never build a guy’s version of “Sex and the City,” ever. It would be a show about ten seconds long.
BURLY DUDE WITH RED HAIR LIKE MIRANDA: So, you gonna bang that chick you met last week tonight?
BURLY DARK HAIRED DUDE WHO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE KRISTIN DAVIS: Hell yeah!
BURLEY BLONDE DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE SARAH JESSICA PARKER: But didn’t she call your mother a slut just last week?
BURLEY DARK HAIRED DUDE WHO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE KRISTIN DAVIS: So? She’s hot!
Then the credits would roll. If you had to pad it out to half an hour you would have endless shots of men discussing sports in minutiae and sitting in front of their television belching and scratching. There would, perhaps, be a scene of all of them high-fiving after the dude has sex with the woman who called his mother a slut and congratulations for having “hit that” but that would pretty much be it.
Within a woman’s brain, everything is connected and related to everything else. Everything you do affects how you react to what is happening right now. So, if that guy once said something bad about your mother in passing fifteen years ago, it is perfectly acceptable to bring that out now, fifteen years later, now that you have decided to have sex with him. Why? Because not only do they keep track of things like that, but it is all connected.
Men’s brains are compartmentalized. Therefore, if you are a guy and that girl you have been pursuing for fifteen years has finally decided to have sex with you, you are NOT thinking about things that happened fifteen years ago. You are not remembering the night you made her cry by saying something mean, in passing, likely while drunk, about her mother. All you are thinking is, geez, she and I are finally going to have sex! This is great! Does my breath smell bad?
So, ladies, stop worrying so much about how we think. Stop digging around for deeper water where there is none. Just realize that the man standing in front of you most likely is not trying to connect to you emotionally, but he is definitely trying to get a better angle so he can see down your shirt. Yes, we pretty much want to see all breasts and any time, too.
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SK I must admit it is a very frank and blunt admission.But it can not be generalised.There are still people who think differently from the rest.For them emotional quotent matters most,they derive strange satisfaction from this.They may be called fools.But,then this may be truth.Your views,please
Sex and Love
Sex is just sex, love is love. Contrary to what a lot of people think, you can have great sex without love and great love without sex!
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I've known women who were more like men, and vice versa. Many of us, like myself, fall somewhere in between the two stereotypes.
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absolutely right. Are we just shallow... or is it cleverly disguised
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Interesting insight about men...
I never could really figure out what men think about? In fact I consider them to be a total mystery. Why they do the things they do, Why they say the things they do,...
I have often wondered "What is it that really goes on in that mind of theirs?" If at all?
There need to be more articles written about men and their ways in order to educate us "females".
This was a very interesting article and amusing too. I have often wondered how it is that a man would want to have sex with the woman even after having a very intense and devastating argument or fight that would have probably given all the neighbors in the vicinity sleepless nights!
'Men Don't Want Sex' Like 'Fire Doesn't Burn'
I.e. The Desire for Sex is only slightly-less instinctive than eating.
I don't care if my mother choked on some pizza 5 years ago; if someone offers me free pizza, I'll take it!
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yeah, most men think about sex-sex-sex sometimes I find it most irratating.
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Sex and Dead Cats
"I explained it by saying that when a man is presented with a woman ready, willing and able to have sex, they don’t sit there and ponder whether or not this was the same woman who, the day before, stabbed his cat to death."
It wasn't my cat she would have stabbed...I don't own one and, therefore, would not have cared. And I don't think any "real" guy would own a cat. If he did, it was probably because his girlfriend wanted it. If that's the case, then he's cheating and he's got some 'splainin' to do about why the cat has been murdered.
I understand that you were just generalizing here, but lots of guys don't just have sex with any woman willing to give it up. Some of us do have standards - some are much lower than others. There are certain women that I hate to, or sometimes refuse to engage with, even in simple conversation. This includes women who cannot shut up for two seconds, women who are really stupid but think they're really smart, hippies, vegetarians, animal lovers who go to extremes to let you know just how much they love animals (and hate humans), feminists, and fat chicks. (I guess I could have just said, "Democrats and fat chicks.")
Maybe if they were really, really hot...I could always stuff a gag in their mouth and pretend I've never heard their idiotic ramblings.
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Yes, I was just generalizing, I am with you on the one about women who can't shut up, I am a woman, and that get's on my nerves, I could only imagine how a man would feel about it.
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That's What's There ... It 'Demands' Our Concentration
Now, you take me to a popular karaoke-bar and request a large number of songs, and I'll do my best to perform those to the best of my ability; but you wear a low-necked, high-skirted dress and I'll be very distracted!
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I Wish I Had Such a Large Array of Women to Choose From, Publius
Maybe that's another piece of wisdom this poverty-stricken age doesn't want us to hear: that there's no lack of love, and thus you don't need to 'grab it when you can get it.'
Oh, I don't 'violate anything with an operable orifice'; but I'm not so picky ... if the equipment's in order and operating compatibly, I don't really care what the 'Terms-&-Conditions/Privacy-Statement' says!
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Equipment May Fail Without Warning
Nice one Myth. But equipment may fail without warning, so grab it while you can for following reasons:
(A) No redundancy
(B) Ageing will take it's toll, maintenance cost will become higher
(C) You are competing against newer equipment entering market everyday
Was it Kenny Rogers who said, "Sometimes you got to grab when you're a man"
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Myth u are certainly entertaining! From a woman's point of view if his equipment fails without warning it certainly would be disappointing, and turning to mechanical devices is NOT an option; at least not for me.
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This Sounds Like a Good GIZter.com Conversation!
And--since all those men are talking 1bout gadgets for the right reasons--I vote we move the big-people parts of this conversation over there!
But--for the rest of us kids (lol)--I'll explain what I can. When the equipment starts to fail you ... What would MacGuyver do? (answer that question to yourself ... the answer's not as 'special' if we say it out loud!)
Emotionally Driven
Not only is everything connected to everything else in a woman's brain, but her emotional state is also connected to her arousal state. It is more difficult for a woman to become aroused and enjoy sex after a man has called her names, belittled and cursed her.
Have you ever wondered why some women enjoy make-up sex so much? It is because in order to get properly aroused, a man has to cater to her emotions first!
I am stubborn, but kind, opinionated, but willing to listen, selfish, but very giving: I am a controversy.