it's a well known fact that time travel is, indeed, a realistic possibilty for any strong willed person. take, for example, Reese from terminator un. without his desire, commitment, and a sick ass time machine constructed in the "futche" (the "futche" is what they call the future in the "futche"), life as we know it would be completely determined by the machines of cybernet industries..........and we all know that machines, unless of course they're times machines from the "futche", are pretty fucking self-centered, and only like to talk about machines and baby suri.
all in all, time and time again, time travelers have saved our world from otherwise dire circumstances. whether it be futuristic robots sent back in time to make humans listen to robots talk about robots and baby suri (terminator), or evil us's trying to prevent the wild stallions from spawning the music that brought about the creedo "be excellant to each other", brave men and women have consistently put their lives on the line for the general well being of all man kind.

I pretty much did the same thing today when i decided to start drinking coffee again. it's been about three days since i last had a cup, and let me tell you, those three days royally sucked ass. i was too sore to skate, too hungry too stop eating, too cold to be healthy, and too dumb to think properly. all in all, i was a real pile of shit. this morning, however, i awoke to an epiphany of sorts. 'Greg', i thought to myself, 'you really need to change your selfish ways and start drinking coffee again'. I flew out of bed and contemplated what I had told myself......after all, nothing awsome ever happened by a total asshole, and my lack of coffee consumption was a total asshole move spawned by selfish intentions.......my own personal health.

so i decided to put my health aside and take one for the team. 8 or 11 cups later, i'm hauling ass at work and travelling on another vector. who knows, i might ride this wave into a natural worm hole or something, save the world at some point in the future, and be back in time for break.........at which point i'll go across the street to On a Roll and purchase another cup, therefore continuing on my heroic escapade into the futche and into microsoft excel.....and mas200.....and fuck.