The arbitrary if not outright puritanical dress code of Southwest Airlines is legendary. To avoid delays in your itinerary, women shall be expected to report to the gate wearing a long-sleeve turtleneck and ankle-length skirt (hijab optional). Men shall be expected to report to the flight commissar attendant if they believe women passengers to be in violation of the dress code that can be made up on the spot, even while they secretly fantasize about these same women while in private later. Southwest Airlines: You are now free to move about the country as long as you do exactly as we say when we say it even if it doesn't make sense and even though we might change our minds later. ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING