Top 5 Video Game Sex Scenes That Snuck Past Censors
posted July 30, 2009 - 12:28amGames are pushing the envelope in terms of censorship. The past few years have seen games with nudity popping out left and right. The top five sex scenes are presented here. Those squeamish at seeing bare skin should cover your puritan eyes. Exit page immediately. You've been warned.
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Number 5
Max Payne 2
Most know Max Payne for the horrible Mark Wahlberg acting. Seasoned gamers know Max Payne for its hammy writing. Saucy gamers know it for the sex scene between Max and the aptly named Mona Sax.

Number 4
Fear Effect 2
Lindsay Lohan made being lesbian seem so passé. But in 2001 gamers were still salivating over the cel-shaded boobies of lesbian operatives Hana and Rain. The two became famous for bonding over sensual back massages, which begs the question -- Why, oh why is 3D gaming taking so long to come?

Number 3
Mass Effect
Alien sex is good sex. Ask Kirk. Ask Picard. Ask Shepard. If you played Shepard as a girl, you would have been treated to full on lesbian love. And really, isn't that what the future is all about? By the year 2183, I'm sure society will have evolved past prejudice against sexual preference. If not, then at least we'll always have Mass Effect to remind us what could have been. 
Number 2
God of War
The God of War rocketed to fame for its insane level of blood, violence, and gore -- but more importantly, its sex minigame. How else can a god get his rocks off? These two nymphs don't seem to mind. In fact, keeping them satisfied is your godly duty.

Number 1
Grand Theft Auto
God of War may have popularized the sex minigame, but Rockstar Games became infamous for designing a full-on sex simulator in theirs. Yes, the Hot Coffee mod for GTA3: San Andreas had gamers swiveling thumbsticks all day long getting their grove on. But every stunt has its price. A massive civil lawsuit was brought against the developers - one that they paid to the sum of $43.2 million.

Bitter over lost revenue, Rockstar slapped fans in the face with nudity of a different persuasion. In The Lost & the Damned DLC pack for GTA IV, gamers -- like or not -- find out the ugly truth about Mr. Stubbs.
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