Here are the Top Ten April Fool's Day jokes you can play on your kids!

10.) Tell them the school district has decided to implement a 12 month schedule.

9.) Tell them that text messaging done at school is now a federal offense and very traceable!

8.) Tell them the night before that school is cancelled...then wake em up at the crack of dawn!

7.) Tell them that you are getting rid of the TV and actually move it somewhere the night before.

6.) Tell them that you got a letter from the school and if they dress like a nerd for the day, they get the next day off.

5.) Dress up like the opposite sex and "accidentally" get caught.

4.) Tell them they were adopted.

3.) Tell them that their favorite relative is moving in and they need to give up their room.

2.) Tell them you feel they are old enough to have some wine with you and give them grape juice.

And the number one April Fool's Day joke to play on your kids is.......

1.) Tell them you're voting Republican.