1) You’ll find a new fitness program that suits your lifestyle… You run on a treadmill with scissors.

2) You’ll meet a love interest so cultured, they knew Mozart before it was a ringtone.

3) As of this birthday, you’ll require less sleep; sadly, that means earlier hangovers.

4) You’ll meet a man torn between his desire to “see the big picture” and his impatience waiting for it to download.

5) You’ll enjoy hearing your favorite song as you feel the earth move, until you realize you’re in an elevator.

6) Your birthday menu will feature Cornish Hen, but no spring chicken.

7) You’ll discover a passion for large print romance novels, because of the big “O” on every page.

8) Because a man is likely to try to slip you the tongue, you should check your package at the deli.

9) You’ll discover something fun that’s also good for you: “Fireman Noodle Soup.”

10) You’ll debate with friends whether a tuxedo is good presentation or excessive packaging.
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