10. If removed from office, he would have over a year to get ready for the fourth season of Dancing with the Stars.
9. Recent rotator cuff surgery prevents him from continuing to throw the war in Iraq.
8. He could return to the pharmaceutical industry to develop drug that forces government officials to honestly answer reporter’s questions.
7. Free of government oversight, Donald Rumsfeld becomes our best weapon in the War on Terror: A fascist totalitarian fighting ‘fascist totalitarians.’
6. Without anyone his age to talk to in the Administration, Dick Cheney begins talking to himself.
5. Deputy Secretary Gordon R. England is overwhelmingly experienced; of course he’d be a better option.
4. I hear he’s always wanted to retire to Fallujah.
3. If he’s out, then we’ll all know that Bush is back on the sauce when he talks about spending time with Rummy.
2. He would do a much better job than Isiah Thomas running the New York Knicks.
1. A no-confidence vote doesn’t mean anything. Bush could just point at the bill and laugh: “Heh. No-confidence. I thought they lost confidence a long time ago.”