1) Your meatloaf falls on the floor and the dog puts it back on the table… With his paws.

2) Your roommate waits till the fridge is full of your leftovers, then advertises it on eBay “As is.”

3) Your butcher quietly tells you that there’s a � waiting period” for you to buy meat.

4) You notice someone’s written corresponding “antidotes” on the backs of your recipe cards.

5) When the dog smells your cooking, he begs… To go out.

6) A foreign exchange student tastes your cuisine, then asks about “Meals On Wheels.”

7) When you ask what you should bring to a potluck meal, you’re told “an appetite.”

8) Dinner guests arrive with their own ketchup.

9) Your stew that sticks to the plates is “dishwasher-safe.”

10) TV executives approach you about your own show called “Murder, She Cooked.”
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