This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the
wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail
them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---
you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had
the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.