above your xombyte and four below it. As for the ads in your brain, you only see them when the Magic Googlemeister in Cali turns them on.

Google is beta-testing a new system that will transmit the AdSense ads directly into the prefrontal cortex of the reader's brain. They're still trying to work out a way to do it without requiring users to have a Bluetooth transponder implanted near the medulla oblongata. In the future, you'll be able to choose Bluetooth compatibility as an option when you have a child, along with LoJack and that OnStar satellite gizmo. Better living through science, baby!