Here are some funny jokes about the UC colleges (University of California).

How many UC San Diego (UCSD) students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to book the bus to Tijuana and one to call the electrician.

How many UC Santa Cruz (UCSC) students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

How many UC Davis (UCD) students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Davis doesn't have electricity.

How many UC San Francisco (UCSF) students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many UC Santa Barbara (UCSB) students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many UC Berkeley (UCB) students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

How many UC Irvine (UCI) students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: UC Irvine looks better in the dark (ditto UC Riverside).

How many UC Los Angeles (UCLA) students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

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