Unleash Your Wang
posted August 5, 2008 - 2:40amI think I might just have a billion-dollar idea here!
We've all heard of the popular music video game Guitar Hero, right? Who hasn't?
OK, so here's my idea; Ping-Pong....Wait For It...... Hero! A hard-hitting, fast paced, ball-slamming, interactive game featuring, none other than, "Hurricane" Wang Hao, the Chinese table tennis phenom! (I'm getting chills just thinking of it!)
What do you get when you combine the popularity of Guitar Hero which has earned billions of dollars and has fans chomping at the bit for new releases, with the ball-smashing action of this Chinese champion of the table tennis world? This red giant who has already won every title out there and now has the "eye" of The Hurricane set on the Olympics? Well, you get GOLD, of course!
I mean, c'mon, this guy is the world's highest ranked table tennis player, with his revolutionary pen hold grip and searing reverse backhand that is feared by all!
I can see it now; young and old alike, lined up for days to get their copy of "Ping-Pong Hero," loading their game system with the most exciting development in gaming history since Ms. PacMan, choosing either their DHS Dipper or Hurricane Hao paddle, hooking up their blade peripheral and getting ready to whack away against the giant, red Wang!
Of course there would be other famous players like his Chinese teammates Ma Lin and Wang Liqin (Little Wang), and some of his top rivals like the Koreans Ryu Seung Min and Joo Se Hyuk (Juicy-Boy Hyuk).
I've even come up with a catch phrase..
"Unleash Your Wang - Pong on Steroids!"
(hmmmm..I may want to rethink the mention of steroids if I ever expect to get the endorsement of the IOC and the International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF))


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People that have a problem with Wang are just big boobs.
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