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Unleash Your Wang

posted August 5, 2008 - 2:40am
Unleash Your Wang

I think I might just have a billion-dollar idea here!

We've all heard of the popular music video game Guitar Hero, right? Who hasn't?

OK, so here's my idea; Ping-Pong....Wait For It...... Hero! A hard-hitting, fast paced, ball-slamming, interactive game featuring, none other than, "Hurricane" Wang Hao, the Chinese table tennis phenom! (I'm getting chills just thinking of it!)

What do you get when you combine the popularity of Guitar Hero which has earned billions of dollars and has fans chomping at the bit for new releases, with the ball-smashing action of this Chinese champion of the table tennis world? This red giant who has already won every title out there and now has the "eye" of The Hurricane set on the Olympics? Well, you get GOLD, of course!

I mean, c'mon, this guy is the world's highest ranked table tennis player, with his revolutionary pen hold grip and searing reverse backhand that is feared by all!

I can see it now; young and old alike, lined up for days to get their copy of "Ping-Pong Hero," loading their game system with the most exciting development in gaming history since Ms. PacMan, choosing either their DHS Dipper or Hurricane Hao paddle, hooking up their blade peripheral and getting ready to whack away against the giant, red Wang!

Of course there would be other famous players like his Chinese teammates Ma Lin and Wang Liqin (Little Wang), and some of his top rivals like the Koreans Ryu Seung Min and Joo Se Hyuk (Juicy-Boy Hyuk).

I've even come up with a catch phrase..
"Unleash Your Wang - Pong on Steroids!"

(hmmmm..I may want to rethink the mention of steroids if I ever expect to get the endorsement of the IOC and the International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF))

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People that have a problem with Wang are just big boobs.

Wang is a name as common in China as, let's say, Dick or Johnson would be in English speaking countries. It just goes to show how narrow minded some people could be. Well, if anyone has problem with Wang, they must be BIG BOOBS. I know China has many problems and a history of, at the very least, questionable human rights policies, but I for one won't stand for sinophobes that take offense to the mention of an athlete who can be a positive role model for kids. Look at the example of famous Chinese NBA star Yao Ming. Give Wang a chance. Note: Sure China may produce these guys (like Yao and Wang) in a lab somewhere, but at heart they are still human beings (well, except for the small amount of alien DNA that was used in their development). When you get right down to it, they play for the love of the sport. So, in closing, all of you boobs out there, embrace the Wang!

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