"Boobies" are so called (rather than being called 'milk duds,' 'life faucets,' 'stuffed juice-sacks,' 'boing-boings' or whatever) because the boobies are not so prized for their usefulness or efficiency as the boobies are prized for their proportion and visible beauty. Relating the boobies to money; the divas whence the boobies are attached are worth much-much more than they will ever receive, so I and many others dedicate our Earthly lives to the boobies' divas' care. In other words: I seek the boobies becaus I always was such a mama's-boy; and what little money I have goes to making me worthy of helping a woman help create a great mama's-boy who'll protect boobies for the future! Join Xomba