Recently, while filming his latest movie, Val Kilmer needed to go to the bathroom really badly. The outhouse for the set hadn't yet been set up.

TMZ reports:
At 8:30 this morning, a movie starring Kilmer, "Columbus Day," was about to film in Echo Park near downtown L.A. The residents were supposed to move their cars off the street.
A woman named Kelli Lassen working on Kilmer's movie was quoted as saying "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom."
Roll me over, I have a festering sore.

Look at him, either he is pregnant, he's part penguin or he has the largest hunk of stool inside his intestine ever in the history of the world. Could someone give him a laxative or something? Look at his wetsuit. Usually a wetsuit will kind of 'hold you in' - I hate to think of him taking the thing off and all the flesh underneath being released. Talk about the ocean level rising. I just hope he doesn't take the wetsuit off while he's in the water. Global warming is nothing compared to Val Kilmer removing his wet suit. Every ocean front home in the world could be covered by the sea. My mother could be swimming with hammerheads. Val, I love my mother alot and she's not a strong swimmer. You take your wetsuit off in the water and I'm coming after you. I will be like OJ, I will not rest until I find the real killer.

For the love of God, someone please please help Val go to the bathroom or at the very least, give him an adult diaper to relieve his suffering.