Venus Between The Sheets ~Original Astrological Relationship Advice~

The position of Venus in Horoscopes tells us intimate details about everyone to do with love, sex and relationships. The article, by famous Problem Page proprietor and longstanding and practicing Astrologer Wilma Proops, the solitary keeper of the extant works and fragmentary texts of Enigmata of Sparta, is the fruit of countless years research, observations and consultations with leading celebrities and (seemingly) ordinary people.

Wilma’s Preamble
Venus is very much to do with love and sex and so I’ve always enjoyed gathering information about natives relevant to this position – I do enjoy discussing people’s scandals and talking about Astrology with people results in some juicy confessions! Be warned, I am not one to beat about the bush. If you are currently dating, in a relationship, are or have experienced difficulties with dating and relationships in the past or want to date or have an acceptable relationship in the future, this article will be of significant interest to you.

PLEASE NOTE I’m writing this with the permission of my client of five years and using his/her real-life experience of dating and relationships in the following article. The article will cover her/his Venus position (where Venus was at the time of the native’s birth) and to compare with all other Venus positions. I will protect her/his identity but must share with readers that s/he is a leading celebrity chef.

The position of Venus speaks about how we love in all ways – emotionally, physically, mentally and practically. Venus rules Taurus the bull and water carrying Libra and these positions (Venus in either Taurus or Libra in the astrological chart) can be a blessing . . . eventually, and only if the natives learn its lesson. The problem is these people, particularly the “child in love” (Venus in Taurus), have so much love to give – emotionally, physically, mentally and practically that some people (usually men in my experience) take savage advantage of it. This position is therefore associated with men and women who become what I term “doormat partners” – the one’s that do everything – cook, clean, parent, earn, build, organise, etceteras - for no reward or any appreciation. In addition to this lack of reward and appreciation these natives (my studies have revealed) are often victims of domestic violence. We all know or have known one.

But, take heart if your astrological birth chart has Venus in Taurus. Once you learn this lesson and leave such crap behind or, hopefully, see the problem before it happens, you will have the knowledge of how to love all ways – emotionally, physically, mentally and practically – including how to love yourself. You will be able to channel this knowledge into a really worthwhile life and many worthwhile relationships AND you’ll actually enjoy dating!. Witness my client of five years who shall of course, remain nameless.

Venus in Taurus natives understand and enjoy deep emotional love. They are (given the opportunity) strong, passionate, highly romantic and completely charming. What is more, for them it is never fleeting and can be sustained throughout a lifetime. They feel emotional love in waves when they recall all those who they love. How do they do this? It seems they have places somewhere in their hearts, minds and elsewhere, dedicated to all those they love. Their parents, children and siblings; friends, colleagues, associates, all have their place and none is ever neglected. Lucky for their partners and those they date – they keep a centrally important place for them. They soon realise (unless something else in their chart conflicts this) that love is the way they care for people and treat them with respect. They have a practical approach to loving too. This can be anything from helping their children with homework to always being polite and appreciative of their bus driver – pleases and thank yous are sincere and never forgotten. They really enjoy sex with a monogamous long term partner – in bed they probably enjoy giving more than receiving. Be warned, there are many who will be unable to keep up with them.

Read about all other Venus positions below.

Please note: It is possible to find your Venus position, and that of your friends and associates, on most good astrology websites.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Aries
The energetic lover! I’d think the character Casanova has this position and wouldn’t be at all surprised if Eddie Izzard shares the same. Whether the native will be able to cope with this position is dependent on other elements of the natal chart. Sometimes they actually become bored of sex – no matter its quality. These natives need to learn to respect themselves and their sexual partners or it ca be problematic for them and many around them. If they do this they are equipped well to succeed in relationships. They actually enjoy being monogamous. If both partners shared the same Venus this would be an excellent basis for a long term, rewarding marriage.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Taurus
See my article above. Loyal, trustworthy, joyous, understanding, never neglectful of all the people they love. Capable of giving the best sex in the Milky Way! I shouldn’t be at all surprised, but I don’t know for sure, if David Beckham, Barbara Streisand and Liza Minelli have this Venus position.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Gemini
Love, hate relationships. These natives need to learn how not to take it out on the people they love, yet stay perfectly courteous to those they don’t even know. I’d say this position bestows beautiful faces and – if nothing conflicts in the chart which leads to overeating or under exercise – beautiful bodies too. Those who probably but not certainly, have this position are Posh Spice Victoria Beckham, Madonna and The Fridge.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Cancer
Tearful lovers. You’ll notice they cry more often and more in depth at slushy, sad movies and will feel the need for such entertainment more often than other Venus positions. They really enjoy emotional love and it is great when they find a partner appreciative of their deep felt emotional relations. In sex they tend to be passive and need their partner to make the first move. I’d say this position could either work really well or not take off at all in matters about relationships. For instance, this position with a partner with Aquarius Sun could be brilliant but it would be very unlikely. Leonardo di Caprio, David Tenant and Tony Blair probably, but not certainly, have this position.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Leo
The bedroom exhibitionist. If conflicted this could be the position of the mooners – i.e. people who like to expose themselves in public. I knew one who had taught himself to drive his automatic car with his bare arse exposed from the driver’s window. Be careful with this – “it’s not clever and it’s not funny” as they say. Obviously this can work very well for Taurus, Capricorn or Pisces Sun sign partners of this native who usually have strong visual needs and can have an unfortunate overwhelming and sudden desire for pornography. I think that most porn stars end up with problems in their lives due to their past activity – all accept those with this Venus position that is. Though, I must warn, these people could have problems in later life with an opportunity missed (as they see it) to strut their stuff. I think Michael Portillo and George W Bush have this position but I can’t say for certain. For some strange reason, Catholic clergy are overly represented with this position.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Virgo
“For everything a place and everything in its place” best describes this Venus position when it comes to dating and relationships. They will not appreciate any show of love in public, so please no premature holding hands. This person would never end up having sex on a park bench and I realise this that could be very reassuring to some of my readers – especially those with Venus in Capricorn (see below). I imagine that high achieving executive couples share this position. On Sunday mornings – their scheduled lie in day – they have breakfast in bed, listen to The Archers and then have their main sexual happening for the week during Dessert Island Discs. They will not thank you for interrupting their “window of opportunity” by ringing between 11:15 and 12:30 – they’re always finished by Just A Minute. It works very well for them. Perhaps this is a model for all business executives. I believe Donald Trump and Alan Sugar have this Venus position in their birth charts but I cannot be sure as their birth-times, places and dates are highly confidential.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Libra
Bingo! Venus Rules! Without taking countless lovers during the course of this research I can’t say for sure, but I have been led to believe that this is the best position for the enjoyment of all types of love and relationships. I’ve come to believe that this advantage stems from the intellectual approach of this native to all matters of the heart. They won’t be as warm as Venus in Taurus natives but they’ll be far more in control and their dating and relationship experiences will never suffer anytime spent with fools. To those seeking new dating and relationship opportunities who are having trouble selecting possible candidates, may I suggest you go for the recently dumped ex-partners of these natives? I’m reasonably certain that Tom Cruise, Mick Jagger and both Oasis brothers have this position but I cannot be sure.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Scorpio
Naughty and exciting on one hand but loyal and determined on the other. These natives are great dating fodder. Overall good but problems could arise after the initial wooing and winning. They can be neglectful and even pursue extra marital affairs. Normally, I’d bet, the affair is never actually started – it’s more in their mind – and they will become depressed at the thought of their disloyalty. Once over this they become dependable partners and wonderful parents. I think Gordon Brown and Jack Dee have this Venus position but as ever, I could be wrong.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Sagittarius
All those with this position will be completely wild at some point in their lives. The trick is to date them either before or after their wild times if you want a stable relationship. If you’re looking for wild sex-dates find one during their wild time. These Venus natives, how shall I put this . . . discover sex and really go for it. This can be damaging in the wrong environment – it’s the sort of thing that rich kids can cope with but most will have problems with dealing with. This is all down to the perspective of these natives and unfortunately I don’t have sufficient research about it. (Please add a comment if this is you). It seems they end up doing some kind of penance and staying with a partner who loves them but they cannot return this feeling. Instead they turn to other means to work their penance out. I know of several leading celebrities with this position (without any doubt) but I feel it would be unhelpful to bane any here.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Capricorn
It all depends what you want from a date or a relationship. Natives with their Venus in Capricorn don’t usually discover sex until they’re in their 40s. They can’t see what all the fuss is about up until then. I’ve seen this native develop, so to speak, many times and it always cheers me up. Those marriages that seem somehow reborn, those women that improve with age, those people for whom life really begins (forgive the clichés) at 40 are most likely to have this position. Me, yours truly, Wilma Proops for instance. Basicially, at the end of the day, it takes one to know one – like they say in these parts.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Aquarius
This is a tricky one! Allow me to give you a quick overview before you agree to date, marry or co-habit. Marry early, divorce. Marry again before 30 divorce. Marry in their 40s and sometimes divorce. This position would greatly benefit the polygamist male. They are more likely to end up single but that’s because they never learn to share and they are extremely selfish. This is a shame because when they learn to share they can have wonderful worthwhile lives full of fun and laughter. They have a problem though and this is they are afraid of people who tell them that they love them. It’s like they have a script programmed and unless their ideal partner can find it and rip it up – I don’t know how – they’ll have to find another. We all know people (usually men) like this. Many leading celebrities – particularly musicians – have this native position. Have tactics and strategies in place before you date him or her.

Notes re dating a native with Venus in Pisces
Careful, be very careful with natives with Venus in Pisces. They are often frantic to find the one and only. This can be the saddest of sad Venus positions. They seem destined to find true love and lose it through tragedy unless they realise a few things, which considering the lives they have, you’d think they would. Any planets in Pisces need to be worked out – I’m still debating why – but I see this all the time. These natives need to remember all physical life is temporary as soon as possible so they can address their belief systems and start celebrating the temporary nature of physical life. But here’s our dilemma: Anything Pisces needs spirituality in my experience. Another thing to remember is that tears can isolate them. I’ll be frank, people often find them tearful embarrassing, hard work or both. What is natural, particularly for natives with Pisces Sun, Moon or Venus is often difficult for the rest of us to understand or even relate to. Saying that, natives with this position resolved are sensitive, empathetic and good at seeing outcomes. They actually make the best friends you could ever hope for.

I hope this has been of some use to all my readers. Remember, I also run the ONLY Comedy Problem Page in the world – http://www.WilmaProops.blogspot.com There too I follow the adage: many a true word spoken in jest and seek to help all my readers with laughter therapy. Should you wish to comment on this article please contact me