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The Wackiest, Weirdest Band Names of 2008

posted December 21, 2008 - 10:48am
The Wackiest, Weirdest Band Names of 2008

The Onion's AV Club takes a look at the many unusual, wierd, and just plain dumb band names it has encountered in 2008 (along with others that are just boring, odd, or lame).

2008: The Year in Band Names features categories such as Metal (or Metal-Sounding), Melodramatic Theater Nerd Names, Bad Attempts to Sound Funky, (Random Thing) and (Other Random Thing), and Just Plain Stupid.

Some samples: My Son My Executioner, Distorted Impalement, and Fecalized Rectal Sperm Spewage (all from the Metal category, naturally); Druids Of Huge and Vesperian Sorrow (Melodramatic category); and other memorable names such as Magically Delicious Smoking Skunk Monkey, Sh!tty Sh!tty Band Band, Vigo The Carpathian And The Thrash Money Millionairez, Steve E. Nix And The Cute Lepers, and Midnight Spaghetti And The Chocolate G-Strings.

The article features pithy commentary by the AV Club staff and links to many of the bands, so you can listen to the music thrown up by these bands... if you dare!



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Wackiest band names

It *could* be a good xomblurb, but by describing the list and giving a bunch of examples, I'm saving readers the work of having to shuffle off to the article and scroll through the 3 pages of band names. I tried to give a good taste of what's in the original source, which may be a satisfying meal for some people, or a tasty appetizer for others who want to read all of the several hundred names.

This Would Be a Wonderful Xomblurb

Unfortunately, making it one would slide it fast into the 'Recent Xomblurb'-dumpter known as "more" (or "more, page 2"); for 'wonderful' Xomblurbs are as slippery as 'sub-wonderful' Xomblurbs, rarely staying in the spotlight long enough to fester abundance. ---Uncle MythMan (http://www.geocities.com/jmythh2k5) & the Xombies Echo the Universe & GET MONEY for Discussing the Wonderful World Above & the Beauty Around Us!

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Afternoon Delight

Man, that's scary. I bet Captain &Tenille would scare them, too. Muskrat Love, anyone?

True, and I found that posting a comment to this

was automatic kid repellent! The moment I started rocking out with the Bay City Rollers, my kids mysteriously vanished from the family room! Awesome!! I'm going to turn it up as loud as possible and probably throw in some Starland Vocal Band to guarantee me some alone time, ha ha. Peace, Mia NW Please visit my recent posts here Get paid to be a xombie! Join us here

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Weird/gross band names

Maybe gross is a new development, but weird band names of today have nothing on the 1960s. I have records by groups including the Strawberry Alarm Clock, the Pineapple Heard, etc. And don't forget Iron Butterfly and Moby Grape...

I lost my appetite and I love chocolate but

The Chocolate G-Strings? Where did all the cool band names go? These are just gross. Or are you saying that nobody today could relate to Fleetwood Mac or perhaps The Bay City Rollers? Peace, Mia NW Please visit my recent posts here Get paid to be a xombie! Join us here

~Peace, Mia

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