Me and Razoo Kelley feels like Snow White on a house call - we got little patients for a small crowd. I mean, maybe she dug being up to her pits in miners, but we can’t stand crowds so we reclined when we was asked to host a little New Years party. Besides, we got some resolutionary ideas for 2007 and we didn’t want anybody stealing them cause then they’d all be doing the same things and we wouldn’t be forerunners of the pack but just two runners in the back. Like, we made this plan how we could become a couple of Geek Adonises (which Razoo says should be Adonisi) with better eating and exercising and beauty sleeping. We be leaf weed eat better if we just stuck to one color group like maybe green with all that salad and broccoli and key lime pie and week old meat and no, no… okay, maybe just orange food like carrots and pumpkin pie and shrimp and that round fruit that you peel - oh, you know the one I mean… what’s it called? Don’t tell me. Whatever - it’ll come to me. Anyways, it would be better exercise by just slowing down, cutting out all the icky sweating and aching and panting - you know, all the things you do when you have a heart attack. Yeah, slow and easy like Congress discussing health reform or airport security searching people’s shoes for nail clippers and toothpaste. Or like a clam, you know, cause they hardly move a muscle and live over a 100 years! You don’t see any clams shelling out for nautilus gym memberships or publicated pearls of wisdom by exercise gurus, wasting their blood sugar on aerobics or especially sitting around a steam room unless it ain’t exactly their idea. Hmmm… is clam chowder orange? And what’s that fruit called…? Oh well so then there’s the final secret to our impending Adonisification: sleep better. Not really more or less - neither this snore that, but couched between. Just deeper, mostly, to relieve stress marks and clear the mind field. Maybe alcohol-induced. So that’s our New Years Resolutionary idea: relax, eat lots of Cheetos, and pass out from drinking. This Adonis Plan could make me and Razoo legends, unless we’re mythtaken.

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Tangerines!!!

(Hi Vin!)