Weird News: Beijing Bans Smelly Bald Cab Drivers During Olympic Games

Communism is a b*tch. At least for balding, shaved headed, bearded and smelly cab drivers anyway. The Chinese government has officially banned all bald, bearded and or smelly cab drivers during the Olympic Games in Beijing. Also, women cab drivers must keep neat hairstyles, dress smartly (whatever that means) and can not wear earrings.