Indeed, I can see you all, spending your days in Housecoat & Slippers, eating Cheesies! (For example, this Dumb Blonde waitress had an appointment after work with her gynaecologist, and the doctor was shocked when he found a tea bag inside her. “Oh shit!” the Blonde said. &ldquo I wonder what I served my customer!”)

Indeed, I have the Psychic Powers to read your mind… and to know what you want! (Another example… One Dumb Blonde to another: “Do you smoke after sex?” - “I don’t know. I never look.”)