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What Kind of Bee Produces Milk?

posted August 22, 2007 - 1:22pm
What Kind of Bee Produces Milk?

Some cute jokes I've learned over the years in my life. Most are funny, no.. ALL are funny. All are clean, some what corny and guaranteed to make you giggle.

What kind of bee produces milk?
A BOO-BEE!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A FSH!

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If you're American in the living room what are you in the bathroom?
YOUREAPEEIN!
(EUROPEAN)

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
CAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?
CUT OFF IT'S NOSE

That's all folks
*badda ching*

Author: AimeeJo1988
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